1. He's not a moderator, he's my PAWN. I cloned a copy of myself, named it eejit101, and taught it how to look after the forum when I can't be around.
2. Without Eejit101's activity, the forum would be much quieter.
3. He still wins prizes; the virtual hugs was a joke (although I am considering switching to those for prizes instead of Amazon.com gift cards).