25 Things NDN forgot to tell his new bride

[Ringo]

12. He lives his life vicariously through members of NDN forum, just like the 65k he won in a poker tourney years ago.

[eejit101]

13. He secretly prefers cats to dogs

[Ringo]

14. If he does reveal the mystery that is NDN, he would have to kill her to protect national security.

[Ringo]

15. He has been laundering money for the Canadian Mafia for years,
and his alias ( Gonzo Napolean Leonidas ) is on the FBI most wanted list.

[NDN]

13. He secretly prefers cats to dogs

Not a secret. I much prefer cats to dogs.

[eejit101]

16. You know how i know you're ***? was a quote from NDNs life.

[Tomturkey46]

I like Cats and Dogs but have only a cat!

The Turkey

[Ringo]

17. He didn't mention the mexican kid who mows the lawn once a month for $700 and never finishes the job