25 Things NDN forgot to tell his new bride

[Ringo]

This is for comedy purposes only and in no way intended to slander or insult any member of NDN forum

1. He crys like a girl when the Vikings lose

[Ringo]

2. he chews his toe nails

[eejit101]

3. He is constantly trying to get in to his male internet friends.

[eejit101]

4. He has a bet his first born child shall actually have the middle name "NDN". If this occurs, for real, I will change my middle name to either...

power / NDN2 / Azel

[Ringo]

5. He requires all his body hair to be removed daily?

[Ringo]

6. He sleep walks and pisses in the fridge

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7. He pisses when he walks and sleeps in the fridge

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8. He knows every word to the Miley Cyrus song - Climb

[Pokerkitty6]

He only pretends to be a Twins fan, he is actually a closet Yankee fan.

[eejit101]

10. He only likes the vikings.... because he once had a fling with a SCandanavian man called Bjorn.

[Ringo]

11. He fakes a limp so he can keep getting a handicap card to park close to his favorite stores.

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12. He lives his life vicariously through members of NDN forum, just like the 65k he won in a poker tourney years ago.

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13. He secretly prefers cats to dogs

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14. If he does reveal the mystery that is NDN, he would have to kill her to protect national security.

[Ringo]

15. He has been laundering money for the Canadian Mafia for years,
and his alias ( Gonzo Napolean Leonidas ) is on the FBI most wanted list.

[NDN]

13. He secretly prefers cats to dogs

Not a secret. I much prefer cats to dogs.

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16. You know how i know you're ***? was a quote from NDNs life.

[Tomturkey46]

I like Cats and Dogs but have only a cat!

The Turkey

[Ringo]

17. He didn't mention the mexican kid who mows the lawn once a month for $700 and never finishes the job