**CLOSED** Weekly Caption Contest - August 17 - 23

[Arsenal28]

With the laws of gravity gone, Sheila and Theresa did there best to stop themselves from floating into oblivion.

[tjntaco]

A tourist was able to catch this picture of the two most recent of what has become an alarming number of alien abductions in the Great Wall area. No one knows why they're all picked up by the ankles. Scientists think it may be due to the configuration of their tractor beam. Others say it may be to determine the sex on the way up. More on this story at 11. Now back to you, Jan.

[eejit101]

When someone told these Australian people like is upside down in the Northern Hemisphere.... they took it too literally