**CLOSED** Weekly Caption Contest - July 26 - August 1

[Arsenal28]

Feeling safe in the wall since he had his testicles covered by his hands, Bob's face was disfigured by a size 5 ball of irony.

[eejit101]

It took this long to realise this wasnt the quidditch he signed up for

[bredstik]

"You're right, this soccer ball DOES smell awful!"

[bredstik]

"For my next trick, I will blow a bubble that looks like a soccer ball out of my nose!"

[bredstik]

"Watch out for WHAT soccer ball?!"

[eejit101]

David Beckham said the 100th time he heard it called "soccer" he'd smash his balls in someone's face.