"Never Choke in a restaurant in the South"

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky , they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly , a woman at a nearby table , who is eating a sandwich , begins to cough. And , after a minute or so , it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says , ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks , ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman , lifts up her dress , yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again , the Hillbilly walks slowly back t o the bar.

His partner says , ‘Ya know , I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’