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Thread: Condom Joke

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    Default Condom Joke

    This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

    The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

    The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

    So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

    So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

    The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

    So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

    So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

    The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

    So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

    When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

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    I like that one!

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    lmao thats pretty good.

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