Scotty would make a good auctioneer.
He'll hit it out of the park because that's where he'll be; at a park, on a swing, crying because he didn't make it to the top five on American Idol. The funny thing is, I'll be on the swing next to him trying to figure out how the hell he made it this far.Scotty: I thought it was ok but not amazing this week. Just the opposite, I’d have Scotty do as traditional county as possible instead of trying to push him out of his comfort zone. That’s where he’ll hit it out of the park every time.
I think I'll go see this. Between the commercial and something compelling about the Jordan Sparks tune, something is telling me to go see this.Samuel L Jackson is narrating a Disney movie? WOW that’s hilarious.
J-Lo called this the best "theatrical" performance of the night, but it seemed pretty tame to me.James: Wait, having a marching band drum line is contemporary? That **** hasn’t been cool since like the 1850’s. Plumes were NEVER cool! I know I was in marching band! The song was completely and utterly awesome. Yes, taking the last chorus up the octave was nuts. It’s kind of bad though that they pushed his performance up so early, it deserved better.
Oddly I think Haley is one of the only contestants that doesn't use the backup singers to drown themselves out...Haley: Yeah she’s still terrible. She should sing the entire time with backup singers, they cover up how bad she is. Kind of like you drench cheap liquor in soda so you can’t taste how terrible it is.
Gaga would be fun for him.I’m not sure if Maroon 5 is more or less epic than my suggestion of having Casey do Lady Gaga.
Haley topped that tonight my friend.Casey: Continues to be epic. This week he was even relevant too! OH WOW I did not expect him to just walk right to J-Lo and kiss her. He drove Randy and Steven to swearing and Ryan to wearing a beard! No one can possibly top that.
To steal a quote from you, you're bat**** crazy if you think Scotty is on any kind of level that Lauren hasn't already reached a million times over.Lauren: God damn it why the hell are they giving her the pimp spot? She’s deserved to be in the bottom 3 for god knows how long but people keep voting for her! So they are going to pimp her for more votes?!?!
It wasn’t too bad again, but she just will never hit the level of Casey or James or Scotty in my mind.