Hi. Thanks!

1 - Its ColoUrful. Get a grip

2 - I had this for a couple of weeks, it was the fabric softener I was using. Change it when you wash your clothes, or dont use any. Might help.

3 - Use something rubber to turn on switches / open doors.

4 - Is it just you? Is it anyone else?

a) If just you, change what I said, wear socks, and if it still happens in 3 days go get yourself checked by a doctor.
b) if its everyone, get a surveyor round as you house is ****ed.

5 - Its probably your sexual attraction to me coming loose again. Get it in check!