The Well: Klinkman

[klinkman]

Honoring the tradition of well threads (from another poker forum), I figured I'd start a well thread for some interesting questions. In this thread you can ask me anything. Even though I started this in the poker chat forum it doesn't need to be poker related, though I'll answer anything poker related. So, ask away!

[NDN]

Was kinkman really an accident or were there ulterior motives?

[klinkman]

Was kinkman really an accident or were there ulterior motives?

Complete accident. I didn't even notice it until I had put in all my information, deposited, and started clearing my bonus. I actually emailed and asked if they could/would change it for me. They said they would not, and couldn't even if they wanted to as Klinkman is taken.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Was kinkman really an accident or were there ulterior motives?

I honestly believe him when he says it's an accident.

[eejit101]

Do you ever fantasize about Sarah Palin? If so, how.

[klinkman]

Do you ever fantasize about Sarah Palin? If so, how.

Tay and I discussed this when she was first nominated for VP. She's a touch old for my fantasies, but she's a good looking woman for her age.

Then I realized she's bat**** insane, and well, never stick your dick in crazy.

Now Bristol Palin on the other hand.......

[eejit101]

Lovely.

1 - Have you ever has sexual relations with Bill Clinton?
2 - Do you like ducks?
3 - How do you feel about Manchester United being interested in Jack Rodwell?
4 - Are the falcons better than the saints?
5 - Do you like these questions

[klinkman]

Lovely.

1 - Have you ever has sexual relations with Bill Clinton?
2 - Do you like ducks?
3 - How do you feel about Manchester United being interested in Jack Rodwell?
4 - Are the falcons better than the saints?
5 - Do you like these questions

1 - I did NOT have sexual relations with that man!
2 - Quack Quack Mother****er!
3 - How do you feel about Mika Koivuniemi winning the PBA World Championship?
4 - Both teams register as a 0 on my "Give a Damn" meter
5 - The first 2 are better than the rest IMO

[eejit101]

Fair enough. And i love the result for 3. Never woulda seen that coming.

Finally for today - If you had a third nipple, would you claim it had magical powers? And if you did, what kind?

[klinkman]

I probably would not. But if I did I would claim it had the ability to increase the size of any female breast that rubbed against it.

[NDN]

Interesting to see the true colors of our dear Klinkman coming to light...

[klinkman]

Interesting to see the true colors of our dear Klinkman coming to light...

"I see your true colors, and that's why I love you..so don't be afraid to let them show!"

[eejit101]

your g.a.y for that song.

Todays question - If you had to have a penis transplant, and swap it for some kind of computer controller, would you feel weird if you had to get it out in public to play some Xbox or PS3 vs some friends? And would they be jealous in the size of your joystick

[klinkman]

your g.a.y for that song.

Todays question - If you had to have a penis transplant, and swap it for some kind of computer controller, would you feel weird if you had to get it out in public to play some Xbox or PS3 vs some friends? And would they be jealous in the size of your joystick

I wouldn't feel weird at all! I play with my Wii in public all the time!

[taylovesthebeatles]

I find the concept of straight people odd, so here's my question. Are there any of your male friends/acquaintances who you wondered what it would be like to have sex with them? You can just use first names.

[eejit101]

Wtf. Straight isnt odd. Its.... normal?

And im running out of questions

[taylovesthebeatles]

Wtf. Straight isnt odd. Its.... normal?

And im running out of questions

Well, at least I find the idea of straight women strange, as I myself am not one. So I can't really imagine what it's like to be one. In general though, I can't imagine at least not being curious about both genders.

[klinkman]

I find the concept of straight people odd, so here's my question. Are there any of your male friends/acquaintances who you wondered what it would be like to have sex with them? You can just use first names.

The only time I can ever recall even questioning if I'd be interested in another guy was this-Freshman year, David walks up behind me and wraps his arms around my neck really tight. Now, David is ***. Really ***. Like, he exudes ***. I swear a rainbow springs forth from his chest like a care bear if you take off his shirt. My feelings had nothing to do with my own sexuality and everything to do with the amount of *** he exudes around himself.

You know what I find strange? Liking men. I mean, we're hairy, sweaty, our bodies are all either ugly and ripped or fat and droopy. No curves, soft skin, pretty hair etc that make women so wonderful. I can't fathom how anyone would NOT be attracted to a pretty girl!

[nodepositneeded]

I am 100% straight but have many G-A-Y friends.My feelings as long as you are not hurting anyone ,it's legal and you do it in the privacy of your own home anything goes.
Women love men because they can grab us by the ankles and put them up by our ears and make us squeal like pigs lol. Tay I can't be normal then because i have no interest in women that way,they are missing the all important part for me and the plastic rubbery kind that vibrates is not the same once you get a real live one lol

[eejit101]

Wow. judy is a minx!

Question - which star wars character are you most like?

Also - why is 42 the meaning of life

[NDN]

If this thread has accomplished one thing, it has probably made Judy start to question her decision to buy this site!

I myself am a little speechless!

[klinkman]

Wow. judy is a minx!

Question - which star wars character are you most like?

Also - why is 42 the meaning of life

Ah, the things you learn in a well thread....

Anyway back to questions.

1. After discussion with some friends, we have decided that the answers is clearly Chewbacca

2. Those who are dead, are not dead, they're just living in my head....

[eejit101]

Shocking answers.