Deadly Jokes!

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I'm sure ya'll must've heard this one!

Lawyers Playing Poker

A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. “I win!” said Johnson,
at which point Henderson threw down his cards. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Johnson is
cheating!”
“How can you tell?” Phillips asked.

“Those aren’t the cards I dealt him!”

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Prescription


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some
cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'