"Crusty Old Man" (Joke)

[RocketManAA]

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a goddamn checking account!" The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" He said, "Listen up, damn it. I want to open a goddamn checking account, now!" The teller says, "I'm sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." And with that, she leaves the window and goes to the bank manager to inform him of the situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window, and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the old man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the Fuc kin' lottery, and I want to put my damn money in this goddamn bank!" "I see," says the manager, "and is this ***** giving you a hard time?"

[USCTrojans]

Hahahahahahahaha, LOLOL good one bro! LOL

[Lilred36]

yeah now your cooking.

[NeverWinHere]

YEAH!!! That's fn funny man!!