I am not new here. Been here a while now and love the relaxed forum feel. Not any pressure to post 600 post to play and Tracy and crew are always so nice and quick to answer all questions. I can be a little worsen sometimes. Hope everyone is doing great on and off the felts. I would like to leave you with a little poem I wrote. X

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This is a story about a poker player named X,
She lost with AA and thought they were hexed.
She limped, she raise and folded a few,
She played so much poker she forgot what else to do.
She went to a live game and got whipped real big,
So maybe live and online is rigged?
Changing gears she played 27 off suit and out of position,
Flopped a boat and had a big decision.
Scratching her head, Should I slow play?
Or take the pot down and call it a day?
Well with 27 in hand and having flopped a boat,
I decided to not donkey around and shove like a goat.
I pushed in my chips cause I had the nuts,
Only to get rivered by quad ducks!
Morale of this story.....don't be a goat, be a donkey or a duck.