I run worse than Terp.

[eejit101]

Full Tilt Poker Game #23162446608: Table Adrenaline - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:36:16 ET - 2010/08/17
Seat 1: Squiddy-is-me ($324.90)
Seat 2: docfreakpkr ($39)
Seat 3: rz133 ($100)
Seat 4: ELthe ($348.90)
Seat 5: Wh1Te_Ta1L ($100)
Seat 6: OFIRMAYA ($49.05)
Seat 7: Pedrinho007 ($68.75)
Seat 8: eejit101 ($48.30)
Seat 9: chucky514 ($52.50)
docfreakpkr posts the small blind of $0.50
rz133 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [As Ac]
ELthe folds
Wh1Te_Ta1L folds
OFIRMAYA folds
Pedrinho007 folds
eejit101 raises to $3.50
chucky514 folds
Squiddy-is-me raises to $12
docfreakpkr folds
rz133 has 15 seconds left to act
rz133 folds
eejit101 raises to $48.30, and is all in
Squiddy-is-me calls $36.30
eejit101 shows [As Ac]
Squiddy-is-me shows [9h 9d]
*** FLOP *** [3c 5h 6s]
*** TURN *** [3c 5h 6s] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [3c 5h 6s Jd] [9s]
eejit101 shows a pair of Aces
Squiddy-is-me shows three of a kind, Nines
Squiddy-is-me wins the pot ($95.10) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98.10 | Rake $3
Board: [3c 5h 6s Jd 9s]
Seat 1: Squiddy-is-me (button) showed [9h 9d] and won ($95.10) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: docfreakpkr (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: rz133 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ELthe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Wh1Te_Ta1L didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: OFIRMAYA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Pedrinho007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: eejit101 showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: chucky514 didn't bet (folded)



Full Tilt Poker Game #23102529273: Table Mercury - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:35:16 ET - 2010/08/15
Seat 1: eejit101 ($55)
Seat 2: djp_ace ($50)
Seat 3: srRobben10 ($19.95)
Seat 4: JRK6 ($52.10)
Seat 5: bababumm ($8.10)
Seat 6: EagleIce ($47.20)
Seat 7: rwrixy ($63.45)
Seat 8: undrgrounranger ($35.70)
Seat 9: Little Boy XLV ($64.70)
djp_ace posts the small blind of $0.25
srRobben10 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [Qd Qh]
JRK6 folds
bababumm folds
EagleIce folds
rwrixy raises to $2
undrgrounranger calls $2
Little Boy XLV folds
eejit101 raises to $5
djp_ace folds
srRobben10 folds
rwrixy folds
undrgrounranger calls $3
*** FLOP *** [7d 3d 8d]
undrgrounranger checks
eejit101 bets $15
undrgrounranger raises to $30
eejit101 raises to $45
undrgrounranger calls $0.70, and is all in
eejit101 shows [Qd Qh]
undrgrounranger shows [Td Th]
Uncalled bet of $14.30 returned to eejit101
*** TURN *** [7d 3d 8d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3d 8d 9h] [6c]
eejit101 shows a pair of Queens
undrgrounranger shows a straight, Ten high
undrgrounranger wins the pot ($71.15) with a straight, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $74.15 | Rake $3
Board: [7d 3d 8d 9h 6c]
Seat 1: eejit101 (button) showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: djp_ace (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: srRobben10 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: JRK6 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: bababumm didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: EagleIce didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: rwrixy folded before the Flop
Seat 8: undrgrounranger showed [Td Th] and won ($71.15) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 9: Little Boy XLV didn't bet (folded)

[eejit101]

And then the 4 table Matrix SnG i was in..... (bust hand from each table, notice the very close times). The last one isnt bad at all, i just dont win them

for those questioning any shove, its a super turbo matrix....

Full Tilt Poker Game #23277556740: $25 + $1 Super Turbo Matrix (179919705), Match 3 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:51:08 ET - 2010/08/22
Seat 1: eejit101 (265)
Seat 4: big boottts (1,090)
Seat 5: Porsche5 (530)
Seat 6: supaseada (215)
Seat 9: LolaBlack (600)
LolaBlack posts the small blind of 30
eejit101 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [7c Jd]
big boottts folds
Porsche5 raises to 530, and is all in
supaseada folds
LolaBlack folds
eejit101 calls 205, and is all in
Porsche5 shows [6c Qc]
eejit101 shows [7c Jd]
Uncalled bet of 265 returned to Porsche5
eejit101: 7 races, 7 losses, KK vs AK, AA vs A6 wtf
*** FLOP *** [6h Jh 4s]
*** TURN *** [6h Jh 4s] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [6h Jh 4s 2c] [6s]
Porsche5 shows three of a kind, Sixes
eejit101 shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Porsche5 wins the pot (560) with three of a kind, Sixes
eejit101: hahahahaha
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 560 | Rake 0
Board: [6h Jh 4s 2c 6s]
Seat 1: eejit101 (big blind) showed [7c Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 4: big boottts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Porsche5 showed [6c Qc] and won (560) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 6: supaseada (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: LolaBlack (small blind) folded before the Flop


Full Tilt Poker Game #23277515259: $25 + $1 Super Turbo Matrix (179919705), Match 4 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:49:06 ET - 2010/08/22
Seat 3: supaseada (510)
Seat 4: All_In_Esco (850)
Seat 5: LolaBlack (540)
Seat 6: eejit101 (160)
Seat 7: beckerchen89 (400)
Seat 8: vikingbob32 (240)
eejit101 posts the small blind of 25
beckerchen89 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [Ad Jd]
vikingbob32 has 15 seconds left to act
vikingbob32 folds
supaseada folds
All_In_Esco folds
LolaBlack raises to 540, and is all in
eejit101 calls 135, and is all in
beckerchen89 folds
LolaBlack shows [4c Ac]
eejit101 shows [Ad Jd]
Uncalled bet of 380 returned to LolaBlack
*** FLOP *** [4d 4s As]
*** TURN *** [4d 4s As] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [4d 4s As 9c] [2s]
LolaBlack shows a full house, Fours full of Aces
eejit101 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
LolaBlack wins the pot (370) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 370 | Rake 0
Board: [4d 4s As 9c 2s]
Seat 3: supaseada didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: All_In_Esco didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: LolaBlack (button) showed [4c Ac] and won (370) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 6: eejit101 (small blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 7: beckerchen89 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: vikingbob32 didn't bet (folded)



Full Tilt Poker Game #23277437450: $25 + $1 Super Turbo Matrix (179919705), Match 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:45:21 ET - 2010/08/22
Seat 1: vikingbob32 (390)
Seat 2: All_In_Esco (300)
Seat 3: Porsche5 (300)
Seat 5: beckerchen89 (600)
Seat 6: Stanley147 (255)
Seat 7: big boottts (250)
Seat 8: eejit101 (260)
Seat 9: supaseada (345)
eejit101 posts the small blind of 20
supaseada posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [Ks Kh]
vikingbob32 folds
All_In_Esco folds
Porsche5 folds
beckerchen89 raises to 600, and is all in
Stanley147 folds
big boottts folds
eejit101 calls 240, and is all in
supaseada folds
beckerchen89 shows [Kd Ad]
eejit101 shows [Ks Kh]
Uncalled bet of 340 returned to beckerchen89
*** FLOP *** [Qs Jc Ts]
*** TURN *** [Qs Jc Ts] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Jc Ts 4d] [9d]
beckerchen89 shows a straight, Ace high
eejit101 shows a straight, King high
beckerchen89 wins the pot (560) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 560 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs Jc Ts 4d 9d]
Seat 1: vikingbob32 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: All_In_Esco didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Porsche5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: beckerchen89 showed [Kd Ad] and won (560) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: Stanley147 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: big boottts (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: eejit101 (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a straight, King high
Seat 9: supaseada (big blind) folded before the Flop



Full Tilt Poker Game #23277355231: $25 + $1 Super Turbo Matrix (179919705), Match 2 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:41:17 ET - 2010/08/22
Seat 1: beckerchen89 (300)
Seat 2: eejit101 (300)
Seat 3: Stanley147 (300)
Seat 4: supaseada (300)
Seat 5: All_In_Esco (300)
Seat 6: big boottts (300)
Seat 7: LolaBlack (300)
Seat 8: Porsche5 (300)
Seat 9: vikingbob32 (300)
beckerchen89 posts the small blind of 15
eejit101 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [Ad 4c]
Stanley147 folds
supaseada folds
All_In_Esco folds
big boottts folds
LolaBlack has 15 seconds left to act
LolaBlack folds
Porsche5 folds
vikingbob32 folds
beckerchen89 raises to 300, and is all in
eejit101 calls 270, and is all in
beckerchen89 shows [Js Qd]
eejit101 shows [Ad 4c]
*** FLOP *** [2c 5c 5h]
*** TURN *** [2c 5c 5h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [2c 5c 5h Qs] [9d]
beckerchen89 shows two pair, Queens and Fives
eejit101 shows a pair of Fives
beckerchen89 wins the pot (600) with two pair, Queens and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board: [2c 5c 5h Qs 9d]
Seat 1: beckerchen89 (small blind) showed [Js Qd] and won (600) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 2: eejit101 (big blind) showed [Ad 4c] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 3: Stanley147 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: supaseada didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: All_In_Esco didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: big boottts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: LolaBlack didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Porsche5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: vikingbob32 (button) didn't bet (folded)

[targetguy1]

how about u guys post some of the hand u suck out on? i know it happens with u both.

[eejit101]

Lol, i swear, it hasnt happened for months

[NDN]

Terpzone runs bad, eejit101 runs worse (according to him), but no one runs worse than Mrs. Phoebe Buffay:

[eejit101]

omg. Post of the year. Post of my lifetime. GIVE NDN THE MEDALS!

[NDN]

Damn - One away from giving you your 1,000th thanks!