Oh. My. God. I give up.

[TerpZone]

Full Tilt Poker Game #23296355337: Table Lickety Split (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 01:26:33 ET - 2010/08/23
Seat 1: RichMa ($22.50)
Seat 2: miles deep ($12.05)
Seat 3: par17 ($69.95)
Seat 4: mjg06d ($44.60)
Seat 5: novotny_00 ($51.80)
Seat 6: Dkihot ($17.30)
miles deep posts the small blind of $0.25
par17 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [As Ah 6h 2c]
mjg06d folds
novotny_00 raises to $1
Dkihot folds
RichMa raises to $3.75
miles deep folds
par17 folds
novotny_00 calls $2.75
*** FLOP *** [9d Tc 6c]
novotny_00 checks
RichMa bets $8.25
novotny_00 raises to $33
RichMa calls $10.50, and is all in
novotny_00 shows [2d 3h 5d 9s]
RichMa shows [As Ah 6h 2c]
Uncalled bet of $14.25 returned to novotny_00
*** TURN *** [9d Tc 6c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [9d Tc 6c 2h] [4s]
novotny_00 shows a straight, Six high, for high and 6,5,4,3,2, for low
RichMa shows two pair, Sixes and Twos, for high
novotny_00 wins the high pot ($21.75) with a straight, Six high
novotny_00 wins the low pot ($21.75) with 6,5,4,3,2
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.75 | Rake $2.25
Board: [9d Tc 6c 2h 4s]
Seat 1: RichMa (button) showed [As Ah 6h 2c] and lost with HI: two pair, Sixes and Twos
Seat 2: miles deep (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: par17 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: mjg06d didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: novotny_00 showed [2d 3h 5d 9s] and won ($43.50) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 6,5,4,3,2
Seat 6: Dkihot didn't bet (folded)




NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES LATER, one of the worst beats I've taken recently:


Full Tilt Poker Game #23296369546: Table Lickety Split (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 01:27:36 ET - 2010/08/23
Seat 1: RichMa ($32.15)
Seat 2: allpenny ($40)
Seat 3: toddthefox630 ($51.30)
Seat 4: Patron5 ($36.75)
Seat 5: bushhog62281 ($20.65)
Seat 6: Perfect Money ($50.05)
RichMa posts the small blind of $0.25
allpenny posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [6s 3s Qc 2d]
toddthefox630 folds
Patron5 has 8 seconds left to act
Patron5 folds
bushhog62281 raises to $1.75
Perfect Money folds
RichMa calls $1.50
allpenny folds
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 2c]
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa checks
bushhog62281 bets $4
RichMa raises to $16
bushhog62281 calls $12
*** TURN *** [6d Td 2c] [2s]
RichMa bets $3
bushhog62281 calls $2.90, and is all in
RichMa shows [6s 3s Qc 2d]
bushhog62281 shows [Ts 7d Qh 8d]
Uncalled bet of $0.10 returned to RichMa
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 2c 2s] [9d]
RichMa shows a full house, Twos full of Sixes, for high
bushhog62281 shows a straight flush, Ten high, for high
bushhog62281 wins the pot ($39.75) with a straight flush, Ten high
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $41.80 | Rake $2.05
Board: [6d Td 2c 2s 9d]
Seat 1: RichMa (small blind) showed [6s 3s Qc 2d] and lost with HI: a full house, Twos full of Sixes
Seat 2: allpenny (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: toddthefox630 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Patron5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: bushhog62281 showed [Ts 7d Qh 8d] and won ($39.75) with HI: a straight flush, Ten high
Seat 6: Perfect Money (button) didn't bet (folded)



rivered gutshot straight flush to beat my boat.

[Ringo]

Yikes Glad I don't have money to lose like that
I couldn't handle the pain
Rated PG-14

[woohoosue]

in both those hands the 2 flush cards on flop would scare me..looks like it only played in the second one....see THIS is why i play MTT's wowsa thas alot of money to lose....

[eejit101]

In the first one, surely as its omaha your hand isnt that good?

[klinkman]

Yeah, I couldn't imagine wanting to get it in with 1 pair, no draw in omaha 8. Of course, I suck at omaha 8.

[kingsnthahole]

this is why i dont play omaha, bc at no matter what level you play, there are donks who gamble and win.

[PANAMHIEST]

Geez the 2nd hand was indeed a terrible beat, i hope you was able to break even before the nite was over.

[eejit101]

Lol, im gonna post my hands tomorrow from yesterday.

[TerpZone]

in both those hands the 2 flush cards on flop would scare me..looks like it only played in the second one....see THIS is why i play MTT's wowsa thas alot of money to lose....

I had a boat on the second one. I had him drawing to a gutshot straight flush.

[targetguy1]

to much crying going on around here. u guys suck out just as much but only cry when it happens to u.

[eejit101]

Lies. He does. I dont.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Just be thankful Klink doesn't ***** and moan on here like he does to me! You guys sound like pansies lol. Not really, but yeah. It's poker, everybody runs bad sometimes! Your rants are humorous though

[eejit101]

Please, remember a time when I have ever run good....

NDNPT - lose to morons! (especially in freerolls)
MTTs - Bubble then lose with AA to xx to bust.
Cash - proven in other thread
SnG - other thread.


Yes, they are examples, but im talking over a big range (50,000) hands, a 42% win rate with AA/KK/QQ/AK = not good

And yes, i know im not playing it wrong.

[woohoosue]

Just be thankful Klink doesn't ***** and moan on here like he does to me! You guys sound like pansies lol. Not really, but yeah. It's poker, everybody runs bad sometimes! Your rants are humorous though

here here! yup you guys all wear dresses..stop whinning.....you see the women in here complaining when they get sucked out on......NO....i guess cuz we weren't born with em ..WE had to grow em....where do we keep em? ON the table! lol Tay you make me smile! Klink give her a kiss for me

[eejit101]

lol, have you seen how many times you suck out?

[woohoosue]

you know what they say

better to suck out then to suck

[TerpZone]

Did eejit really just complain about never running good with an $80,000+ cash under his belt?

[NDN]

Did eejit really just complain about never running good with an $80,000+ cash under his belt?

He has never cashed for $80,000 or more.

[eejit101]

$65,702.

Lifetime MTT cashes - $114,400

[NDN]

$65,702.

Lifetime MTT cashes - $114,400

What a rookie.

[eejit101]

I know. Just cause you win millions.....

[PANAMHIEST]

As much as i have seen over the years about the constant suck outs against prime hands its no wonder we all dont just try to be suck out artists too

[TerpZone]

lol my boat vs rivered straight flush? baby stuff.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Jh Js]
richy088 folds
laserfan raises to $0.20
Spraggy59 folds
RichMa raises to $0.75
ghasseny folds
calm seas1 folds
laserfan calls $0.55
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9d 4d]
laserfan bets $0.30
RichMa calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [Jc 9d 4d] [Jd]
laserfan bets $2.25
RichMa calls $2.25
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9d 4d Jd] [8d]
laserfan bets $3.49, and is all in
RichMa calls $3.49
*** SHOW DOWN ***
laserfan shows [Td Qd] a straight flush, Queen high
RichMa mucks
laserfan wins the pot ($12.82) with a straight flush, Queen high