I'm taking a shower the other day and a knock on the door.
It's 3 white shirt men with bibles in their hands.
I open the door and ask what religion are you with?
One says, "We are Johova witmesses, How are you doing today?"
Standing there with a towel around me, I say, "What's it look like I am doing, I am celebrating my birthday."
They all said at the same time, "Happy Birthday"