I put a box of cereal away in the fridge.
I also put my face up to my dogs face while he was playing rough and he bit my lip and made it bleed.
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I put a box of cereal away in the fridge.
I also put my face up to my dogs face while he was playing rough and he bit my lip and made it bleed.
what is the maximum amount of characters a post can have....I'm serious...I'm mega stupid...i've thought of designing an outfit and becoming a super hero......but i would probably trip on the cape!
It depends who you ask really- I'm sure my parents think I've done many many more stupid things lately than I actually have.
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Originally Posted by woohoosue
Super heros don't get the respect they use to get.
Let's go clubbing.:party:
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Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
I am not asking your parents Tay.
Tell us what really happened!!!!
lets do it free!
ok so one night event at the NDN gathering has to be mascarade ball theme "Super heros" lol...oh hell make it the first night we meet ...too cool....a real ice breaker for sure...lol
eejit in tights....a sight to be hold I'm sure!
ok i know u want a stupid thing I did ...man i do so many they don't even get filed as stupid anymore....the other night i asked the husband to run water in the pool and i would shut it off .....for got ....so in the morning all this lovely water wasted on the earth around my pool.
Sue - 10,000 is the answer.
Mine for this month is probably instead of calling up someone at work selling google, i pretending to be from blackpool zoo, and we had a new marketing feature thats just finall come out, adverts on the side of the elephants. In skin paint. Non toxic.
I said "The animals have signed declarations saying they are fine with it, and it should be running within 5 weeks"
The guy said "Awesome, it sounds great"
For me it would be lighting a cigarette backwards, and laughing it off, i went to light another one and light that one backwards too. Talk about being embarrassed then...:)
THIS JUST IN: I took off my windshield wiper blades yesterday to get new ones this morning when walmart opened.
Weather man said rain will start Tuesday afternoon or evening.
IT'S RAINING at 6am &%#$@%$#&%
screech screech screech screech
CRAP no blades
Backed up onto the trash while parking in front of my house was probably the stupidest : {. Did not realize I was in reverse lol.
Ugh, it smells so bad when you light the filter.Quote:
Originally Posted by PANAMHIEST
I usually only do this when drunk. Or when driving. The worst is when driving it's like...*light*...OH ****
Ya i know right lol It doesnt have a very pleasent taste either, kinda lingers in ya for a while:ack2: Try not to catch the car on fire:sifone:Quote:
Originally Posted by TerpZone
Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.
ok what part of stupid thing u did ...sounds like u have a lifetime customer there....you could sell pain pills at a masacist convention....geez...u r good.......very funny....but you in tights ...i can't wait for day one of NDN Retreat not Defeat Poker Gathering.......Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
oh my free ok u win!...lol no the other month or so ago my husband took car to Auto Advance they put your bought items on for u so sweet right.....ok so like a week later im out of town at night ...rain comes i turn them on and the whole cartidge starts doing back flips all over my windsheild it was all i could do to get to the side of the road...raining ...dark...im like what do I do? i have AAA..... shoulda just called them ...rain slowed some and i manged to make it to my hotel ....next morning took it to another advanced auto store explained and he showed me it was not clicked in good when installed ...i didn't see a huge damage so i let it go ..i mean really i may have done the same thing, if i had installed it...but man ....what a scarey thing to have happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
Haven't you ever heard of RainX? :svengo:Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
OMG does it stink! Me, I usually only do this when it is my last smoke... and oooooo it makes me so mad!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TerpZone
Oh my! Take care of yourself and get well. And keep us posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by truwu
I sure hope we don't get it now! lol jk
I was too lazy to get off the couch, so I tried to urinate in an empty Gatorade bottle when I was half-asleep, and pissed all over my carpet. I ended up having to Lysol the heck out of it, and I think I contracted a rash out of the experience. I recommend the big mouth one liter bottles instead.
TMI you deserve a rashQuote:
Originally Posted by DINGO8MYBABY
I just tried waslked into a door thinking it was open. Sad thing is, it wasnt even glass. It was wood.
Stupidest thing I did this month is buying this Forum but now you have to put up with me lol
If there is a stupid prize I may win it ,My husband had bad habit to listen to football games when we drive So one day I asked him is this Linus Scrimmage like the Wayne Gretzky of Football because the announcer is always saying his name .It was line of Scrimmage he was talking about lol
That's awesome, if I were your husband I probably would have crashed the car in lauhgter...
I think his look was more of Disillusion , he thought he married a smart girl lol
I was at a party once, went to fill up the pitcher from the keg outside for the beer pong, walked back to the beer pong, stepped through the doo... ouch, hit walked right into the glass door with a pitcher of beer in hand. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Lol, been there (without the beer)
Thats not funny. Thats just terribly depressing. I hate the thought of spilled beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by TerpZone
This one isn't me, but a friend. I get home from work, and a couple of the guys are outside doing lawn work, mowing, weed eating, etc. So, I run inside and take my shirt and tie off, and come back outside to help. Next thing I see is one of the guys holding the lawn mower in the air, trying to kill the weeds.
I run over to him. "Dude! WTF are you doing?"
"What man? Im just clearing the weeds."
"...Those aren't weeds. Those are trees we planted a few years ago..."