Flatlander get laid and Hillbillies make love.
Anyone else please imput your thoughts.
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Flatlander get laid and Hillbillies make love.
Anyone else please imput your thoughts.
Flatlanders say " Crap I think the camera just got me running that red light"
Hillbillies say " Was that a stop sign back there"
A Flatlander will walk up a hill to fetch a pail of water....
a hillybilly will send his wife.
I have no idea what your on about....
A flatlander owns several pairs of Loafers.
A hillbilly owns several animal pleasuring devices?
Im so lost!
I just make them up.
A flatlander has a huge....... ego
A hillbilly makes huge pancakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Thought you might need help finishing
I love the first one
i lost my viginity to a flatlander
i got it back from the hillbilly. don't ask me how.
Quote:
Originally Posted by woohoo sue
I am dying over here.
LMMFAO:grin:
A flatlander a hillbilly and a goat walk into a bar......
I don't know what happened next ..I ain't going in there!
A flatlander calls a tow truck
A hillbilly pushes his car home
flatlanders take out the trash
hillbillies marry them
a flatlander shops for food
a hillbilly kills his.
i know its cheesy but couldnt think of one.
A flatlander shops at 7-11Quote:
Originally Posted by Glo Bug
A hillbilly goes to bed at 7:11
You people are silly!
A hillbilly lives in the hills, doesn't shave, and their old ladies never wear a bra.
A flatlander lives in the valley, does shave, and their old ladies, do wear bras and shoes.
My wife does too wear a bra.:mad:
Is that a good or a bad thing, freeringo?Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
What about shoes?Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
omg does not wear a bra. thats so sick. i call those pan fried egg boobies. because if u take a over medium egg and put it on your chest it sags. lol so sick. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww
also all the build up underneath. thats so gross. u know hillbillies harly take showers.
lol that's an hilarious analogy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Glo Bug
Hey wait a dog gone minute.
I showered on Sunday.
omg that was funny. so u got pan fried boobies to.Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
No, but I got my dogs eye jib in my mouth today.
dude thats all bad. i would rather have pan fried boobies.Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
Agreed. Pan-fried boobies are still boobies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glo Bug
yes if u clean under them properly with gas and acid to get rid of the green corn rows that form with sweat and dirt then they are proper boobies. (got proper from eejit my UK buddy anyone know him?)Quote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
Ewww Glo Bug, I'm trying to eat dinner! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Glo Bug
oh sorry i just remembered a few hours ahead of me. lol sorry im in a good mood for once. gettinga kick out of this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
Me too
I have been in a super good mood today
this thread is crazy.....i can not think of any flatlander or hibilly jokes...dont know what a flatlander is?
Oh Man I never said (they) were saggy, just no bra. but the pfeb you talk of I call them liver ti.....ts. I know what you mean it is gross. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Glo Bug
Why don't hillbilly women use vibrators?
It chips their teeth
Hillbilly goes to the city
YouTube - Tom Green as a hillbilly
A hillbilly is from the mountains and a flatlander is from Florida. :icon_bs:
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