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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana.
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit
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Wow this post has went arry, someone please help that person.I just don't think I can.
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit in your face .!
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.
I AGREE AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THIS POSTING AND THREAD ARE DEAD.
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Wow the above was funny.
Post in this thread in the next 3 days and get entry into a freeroll poker game on 10th March!!
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.
Look, do you see that
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Entry into a game on March 10th, I am in!
The turkey
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So....she was in a coma since 2/20/2009. She woke up today and Lilred said, "damn'it man, thought she was gone forever". Lucky for him and everyone else, she couldn't remember a thing. We told her she passed out a tilt game after winning with quads. Nothing could wake her...not even a win.
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Actually 3 of us read it now. LOL
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Genius plan worked! Mwahahahahahahah
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Yours are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really don't know but I'm
up to the task. Orangutans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW that's painful. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celebrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn that's huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS! We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMY'S, the hottest joint this side of the great Mississippi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good back-swing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try mens souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, today's lesson is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the lesson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the question "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.
Look, do you see that, who is that person trying
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Yours are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really don't know but I'm
up to the task. Orangutans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW that's painful. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celebrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn that's huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS! We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMY'S, the hottest joint this side of the great Mississippi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good back-swing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try mens souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, today's lesson is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the lesson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the question "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.
Look, do you see that, who is that person trying? It was Bill her father
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And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Yours are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really don't know but I'm
up to the task. Orangutans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!
The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW that's painful. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celebrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn that's huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!
New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS! We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMY'S, the hottest joint this side of the great Mississippi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good back-swing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?
How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try mens souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, today's lesson is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the lesson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the question "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.
Look, do you see that, who is that person trying? It was Bill her father, friend of Ted, and he
