Originally Posted by
freeringo
So I'm reading this magazine article on how to spruce up your sex life.
One way was to experiment with talking dirty to your partner.
So my wife and I decide to give it a go.
"you ____ B______"
"______ my _______ you _______"
and so on
we are really getting into it now.
We then hear from on the other side of the wall
"Dad______that is soooooo sick!!!!!!"
In an instant I was like a boiled noodle.
Talking dirty doesn't work around my house and whispering dirty talk doesn't work either.