Brown Friday-NYC Bum Style(warning-gross)
As alot of you are probably shopping right now on black friday, i hope you get a TON of great stuff, particularily electronics...that's what christmas is all about right? Getting new technology, that we'll throw away in 2-3 years...hahaha. Anyways, i digress...
As i was taking my usual morning train to work in NYC at 4:37AM...everything seemed to be fine, except the fact that there was the rush hour amount of people on the train at 4:37 due to the black friday sales...no biggie. First stop, Grove street, Jersey City...cakes and pies. About halfway to the next stop (Newport/Pavonia) I notice a familiar face, none other than our resident PATH crackhead bum, Jermikal, fully decked out in his levi's extreme faded womens jeans, and crusty sweatshirt with food stains all over it. No problem, the guy usually keeps to himself other than the occasional grunt and moan, probably from not having any smack in the last 20 minutes... Today, Jermikal decides to use the PATH train as his personal port-o-potty, and gets up midway to Hoboken with the walking crapss (I literally heard him wet-fart, and then go, "oooooh, sh!t")and goes outside the train car, while moving(not very safe). Jermikal then proceeds to squat down inbetween cars and dump his thanksgiving dinner, probably consisting of turkey sandwich, chewed bubble gum, and the always delicious crack cocaine. As he is out there, we're all praying that he doesn't fall over and under the car, usually resulting in a dead crack-head...Then he stands straight up, rustles with his pant zipper/button, and comes back inside. The entire car literally smelled like poop for the last 4 stops in the city, and ofcourse Jermikal goes all the way to 33rd street, the last and final stop, and my stop...AWESOME! What a way to start off my morning, this day for me will forever be known as BROWN FRIDAY...have a crappy day everyone!
You see something new everyday in NYC...
