Thoughts to Ponder 2009

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10-25-2009, 06:22 PM
Pokerkitty6

Thoughts to Ponder 2009

Subject: Thoughts to Ponder 2009

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2009
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your *** tomorrow"
10-25-2009, 06:34 PM
freeringo

11. The secret to success is measured by how often you get laid.
10-25-2009, 07:48 PM
taylovesthebeatles

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Originally Posted by freeringo

11. The secret to success is measured by how often you get laid.

...so ****ty people who do nothing but get drunk and hook up with anyone and everyone in college are successful? I suppose.:willy_nilly::sifone:
10-26-2009, 04:30 AM
Lilred36

Quote:

Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

...so ****ty people who do nothing but get drunk and hook up with anyone and everyone in college are successful? I suppose.:willy_nilly::sifone:

I resemble that remark! Kitty I loved this it was great, my fav was #9! LMAO all day now thanks.
10-26-2009, 06:26 AM
freeringo

Quote:

Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

...so ****ty people who do nothing but get drunk and hook up with anyone and everyone in college are successful? I suppose.:willy_nilly::sifone:

I forgot to add that people under 25 aren't measured for success yet.
Therefore, if you get laid alot after age 25, you are very successful.
You have no idea how successful I have come to be.:conehead::reddevil::hurray:
10-26-2009, 07:01 AM
eejit101

Im 25.

Does getting laid alot by the same person count?
10-26-2009, 07:05 AM
freeringo

Quote:

Originally Posted by eejit101

Im 25.

Does getting laid alot by the same person count?

You are out of school and getting laid reguraly, I would say you are
a balanced man.
That is successful, being balanced
10-26-2009, 11:58 AM
eejit101

I can stand on one leg for prolonge periods of time if thats what your asking!
10-26-2009, 12:39 PM
markjfixit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokerkitty6

Subject: Thoughts to Ponder 2009

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2009
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your *** tomorrow"

nicely done!! good job kitty!!
10-26-2009, 03:54 PM
woohoosue

Quote:

Originally Posted by eejit101

I can stand on one leg for prolonge periods of time if thats what your asking!

now do that and sex and "I'ld buy that for a dolla!"
10-28-2009, 06:25 PM
freeringo

Buck for buck

Wanna see my B-boy dance
I have a really really short version I can do for a buck.
I promise it will be BUCK
A buck for buck