"My Mommy's Job" (Joke)

"My Mommy's Job"

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so
forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my
mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her
clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear.
Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with
him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National
Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next
President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
other kids."

ha ha ha, another good one Rocket, your very funny.