Donkey Beat McDonkeys Donkadonk donk Total Donkey Chicken Rooster Cow

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09-23-2009, 07:04 PM
TerpZone

Donkey Beat McDonkeys Donkadonk donk Total Donkey Chicken Rooster Cow

OMG!!!
Why would someone call with 23 in middle position and then on flop with gut draw!!!!!
I really dont get it..
He was so luck..
I was so much better to win!
Even profession would not play this good and still lose!
Donkey meat tastes like chicken!!!! So luck!

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Hand#19985E9FC5000021 - NDNPT T6201285 -- Table 1 -- $0/$15/$30 NL Hold'em -- 2009/09/23 - 20:49:22
Seat 1: casa***1 ($1,997 in chips)
Seat 2: Lilr***2 ($1,472 in chips)
Seat 3: beat***3 ($638 in chips) DEALER
Seat 4: TerpZone ($1,108 in chips)
Seat 5: klin***5 ($2,435 in chips)
Seat 7: SoFr***7 ($2,830 in chips)
Seat 9: kjs1***9 ($1,350 in chips)
Seat 10: Arse***10 ($1,670 in chips)
klin***5: posts small blind 15
SoFr***7: posts big blind 30
Dealt to TerpZone [Tc,Jd]
kjs1***9: folds
Arse***10: folds
casa***1: calls 30
Lilr***2: calls 30
beat***3: folds
TerpZone: calls 30
klin***5: calls 15
SoFr***7: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d,4c,Td]
klin***5: checks
SoFr***7: checks
casa***1: checks
Lilr***2: checks
TerpZone: bets 72
klin***5: folds
SoFr***7: folds
casa***1: calls 72
Lilr***2: calls 72
*** TURN *** [5s]
casa***1: bets 30
Lilr***2: calls 30
TerpZone: raises to 90
casa***1: raises to 318
Lilr***2: folds
TerpZone: calls 228
*** RIVER *** [Kc]
casa***1: checks
TerpZone: checks
***SHOW DOWN***
casa***1: shows [2c 3c] (Straight, Six high)
TerpZone: mucks
casa***1: wins 1,032 with Straight, Six high
TerpZone: mucks [ Tc, Jd ] (Pair)
09-23-2009, 07:07 PM
area206

I guess he was feeling lucky with the 23, lol...
09-23-2009, 07:09 PM
TerpZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by area206

I guess he was feeling lucky with the 23, lol...

Nope, that's just the way he plays. Mmmm, chicken.
09-23-2009, 07:11 PM
Lilred36

I don't know, I've never seen anyone make the calls he does and win, must have them on payroll I guess.Oh Terp this is funny as hell.True but really funny.NAVATU,don't spend your own money playing poker, no damm wonder you wanna kill yourself!You flat play bad and get lucky,I guess it takes luck but all in with J8??? 23 in middle then call bet on a gut?MY MY MY!
09-23-2009, 07:35 PM
navuta

Im playing like a pro..
My only donky call was the one I lost against Klim..
I will always play 23 or 34 or 45 or 56 in middle possition if the blind is cheap and if No one raises.. Im learning... Im reading the little green book...
:smash:
09-23-2009, 07:45 PM
TerpZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by navuta

Im playing like a pro..
My only donky call was the one I lost against Klim..
I will always play 23 or 34 or 45 or 56 in middle possition if the blind is cheap and if No one raises.. Im learning... Im reading the little green book...
:smash:

And will always call a gut shot with 2 under to a raise after the flop? Tell me more.
09-23-2009, 07:49 PM
Arsenal28

I totally think Nav did get lucky tonight, but when he knocked me out with J8 it was the right move to go all in. I was SB and min raised to 200 so he could see a flop cheap. I hit top pair and figured I was ahead and bet the pot, he pushed. I pretty much new I was behind but hoped he was chasing the flush. So while some of his plays were definitely questionable, the shoving with J8 was the right play IMO since he had already made two pair. My fault for not raising more...even though he probably would have called, lol.
09-23-2009, 07:53 PM
navuta

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerpZone

And will always call a gut shot with 2 under to a raise after the flop? Tell me more.

With a raise not iven half of the pot is easy...
09-23-2009, 07:54 PM
TerpZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by navuta

With a raise not iven half of the pot is easy...

It was 2/3 pot.

You called with 23 preflop, and then called more than half pot to a 56 board.
09-23-2009, 07:59 PM
navuta

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerpZone

It was 2/3 pot.

You called with 23 preflop, and then called more than half pot to a 56 board.

the pot was 150 and your bet was 72...
so less than half!
..
09-23-2009, 08:00 PM
TerpZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by navuta

the pot was 150 and your bet was 72...
so less than half!
..

oh i didn't see the sb/bb, but regardless, it was pretty much a half pot.

And you called.
09-23-2009, 09:17 PM
GloBug

well we all know how he plays and the best part of this post was terp explaining the hand on the 1st post. i spit my beer out and almost got all over my laptop. :cheers2:

that was the joke of the day. you win terp.
09-23-2009, 09:35 PM
TerpZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloBug

well we all know how he plays and the best part of this post was terp explaining the hand on the 1st post. i spit my beer out and almost got all over my laptop. :cheers2:

that was the joke of the day. you win terp.

Donkey meat tastes like chicken, ya know?
09-23-2009, 10:24 PM
markjfixit

I think everything tastes like chicken,but what does chicken taste like??
09-23-2009, 10:31 PM
navuta

Quote:

Originally Posted by markjfixit

I think everything tastes like chicken,but what does chicken taste like??

chicken taste like the average meat taste that tastes like average chicken meat..
Burned chicken smells really bad...lol..
Have u eat a donkey before terp?
09-24-2009, 12:10 AM
TerpZone

And a for serious bad beat in a 90 person KO SnG when I was in top 10 and this would have put me in chip lead with 20 people left and another knockout.

Pushed Q9o in late position on top of a 1st position raise?

Seat 1: agharta (4,850)
Seat 2: JACK-T-70 (12,120)
Seat 3: HangDog1 (6,000)
Seat 4: JWULLA (8,804)
Seat 6: RichMa (13,675)
Seat 7: jakuta (10,510)
Seat 8: par17 (16,346)
agharta antes 75
JACK-T-70 antes 75
HangDog1 antes 75
JWULLA antes 75
RichMa antes 75
jakuta antes 75
par17 antes 75
JWULLA posts the small blind of 300
RichMa posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [As Ad]
jakuta folds
par17 raises to 1,500
agharta folds
JACK-T-70 folds
HangDog1 folds
JWULLA has 15 seconds left to act
JWULLA raises to 8,729, and is all in
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 13,600, and is all in
par17 folds
RichMa shows [As Ad]
JWULLA shows [Qd 9s]
Uncalled bet of 4,871 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [5s 4s 9d]
*** TURN *** [5s 4s 9d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 4s 9d 9h] [6c]
RichMa shows two pair, Aces and Nines
JWULLA shows three of a kind, Nines
JWULLA wins the pot (19,483) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19,483 | Rake 0
Board: [5s 4s 9d 9h 6c]
Seat 1: agharta folded before the Flop
Seat 2: JACK-T-70 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: HangDog1 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: JWULLA (small blind) showed [Qd 9s] and won (19,483) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: RichMa (big blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 7: jakuta folded before the Flop
Seat 8: par17 folded before the Flop
09-24-2009, 05:47 AM
eejit101

Lols.

And fold 23 FTLOG
09-24-2009, 07:19 AM
markjfixit

played against terp the other night for the first time and I must say the boys got game!! even though I didnt know it was him untill after it was all over lol
09-25-2009, 01:18 PM
thejuanupsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerpZone

Donkey meat tastes like chicken, ya know?

Actually I have heard that donkey tastes like beef but leaner and a little gamier. Supposed to be very good but I have never tried it.
09-25-2009, 01:34 PM
TerpZone

The more you know!
09-28-2009, 05:45 PM
TerpZone

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Carbon can suck my nuts. I was just waiting around for the NDNPT game to start...

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