Banned Journal

Banned Journal
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Never started threads:

1. Kanye West is an ingrate.
2. Lady Gaga is a freak.
3. Thomas Jefferson still misunderstood.
4. Green Day lead singer sings like a Brit but talks and looks like a redneck.
5. Why do British people sound good singing but have terrible talking voices?
6. Taylor Swift is awesome.
7. Beoncee is a real class act.
8. Buffalo Bills should quit their season now, after giving up 2 touchdowns in the last 2 min.
9. Everyone has hemmroids.
10. Jimmy Carter is right.
11. Kanye West proved why some white folk are still racists.
12. Obama should invite Kanye to the White house for a beer.
13. Did you know dilled green beans aren't that good to eat?
14. Ever wonder how many chips is the max you can get for a post.
15. 12 chips per 100 characters.
16. Running into a brick wall, hurts!
17. Being a redneck is good for your colon health.
18. Did you know you can recharge reg batteries a few times before the life runs out?
19. Hillbillies can't sing?
20. What's the difference between an opera singer and a redneck?
21. Dogs vs. Cats.
22. Russell Brand has a hard on.
23. Why is the word CUNT allowed on NDN forum?
24. Paying the price for censorship?
25. Why does the Comedy Channel bleep out every 5th word?
26. Why is censorship skewed?
27. Michael Jackson seemed happy all the time because he was HIGH all the time.
28. If life is a bowl of cherries, shouldn't we better hurry and eat them before they go bad.
29. Is Jefferson Airplane/Starship and Yesterday and Today/YT the only 2 groups to change their groups name?
30. Muse bores crowd at MTV awards.
31. Did you know that you should never blow your nose very hard?
32. Keeping your ears clear during a cold.
33. Spicy food is good for your health.
34. Eating Cow and chicken is becoming more and more dangerous to your health.
35. Poker offers a wide range of free money offers today.
36. Laughter is the best medicine.
37. Diplomacy is the greatest assest a moderator can possess.
38. Living though our childrens eyes is better than watching TV.
39. How do you inspire self confidence in others?
40. Kevin Skinner winning America's got talent proves that rednecks rule the telephone and text
messaging voting systems.
41. Unemployed chicken farmer wins a million dollars, that will be more than makes the rest of his lifetime.
42. America's got talent winner can finally afford to take a shower and shave.
43. Susan Boyle became a superstar and filthy rich with her version of Wild Worses.
43. Mick Jaggers version of Wild Horses forgotten.
44. TV show voting system flawed on purpose to allow higher ratings.
45. Poker Freerolls are getting less and less appealing, unless your broke.
46. Shikira is so hot.
47. Blue collar workers vs. White collar workers.
48. Wonder where you put your keys?
49. If Obama got elbowed in the nose during a basketball game.
50. Is the shaking and shifting weights device a good excercise?
51. Walking the Dog.
52. Once in a life time.
53. Instant Karma is going to get ya.
54. Do You Think You Can Dance Contest 2 = 2000 chip prize.
55. Poll: Is your cell phone killing you?
56. Too many people
57. If you want it, here it is, come and get it.
58. Berring Straight off course.
59. Imagine all the people were naked.
60. Monkeys make lousy pets.
61. Look what the Cat drug in?
62. What would you do?
63. Having a sense of morality.
64. Conjunction Junction what's your function?
65. Is High school harder than 30 years ago?
66. Fighting with family members.
67. Does forgiveness really heal wounds?
68. When madness leads to insanity.
69. If you had a chance to start a settlement on another planet would you go?
70. Name brand vs. Off brand.
71. Has GPS lost it's way?
72. New electronic gizmo's?
73. Telling on yourself.
74. Is talking to yourself out loud healthy or wierd?
75. Why do most Brits have bad teeth when they have universal health care?
76. Poverty level in US for a single person $32,000.
77. Min. wage X 2 jobs = $25,000 a year
78. Going broke slowly?
79. NBA season starting soon.
80. Happy Birthday Omax.
81. Congrats on 8000 posts.
82. When is freedom of speech against the rules?
83. Radiating positve energy.
84. Another Golden Ticket.
85. Personally speaking.
86. Cowgirls make the best lovers.
87. Threads that can contaminate the meaning of another thread.
88. Baseball playoff predictions.
89. Bongs are the best delivery.
90. The Tin Man meets the Cowardly Lion.
91. What's love got to do with it.
92. Who will reach Tier 4 first?
93. The most repped person on the forum.
94. Outlaws make better posters.
95. I'm coming again and again.
96. What country would you like to live in and why?
97. If you had only $20 to your name and homeless, what would you do?
98. Blaming the kids.
99. Enhancing your poker patience.
100. Swimming in Eejits Primordial Soup..
101. What one thing is needed to create life out of Primordial Soup?
102. Waking up wet.
103. dividend less divider = quotient.
104. Poker takes an odd turn.
105. How to win with crap cards sucessfully.
107. Team poker can be very profitable.
108. Starting a NDN poker team.
109. Have you ever lived though a Tornado, Hurricane or major Earthquake?
110. Biggest Turn Ons?
111. Biggest Turn Offs?
112. Poll: How many showers do you take a week?
113. Poker Forums: Hobby or a business?
114. New Hot Music Thread.
115. What's the worst part of camping?
116. Ringo's meatloaf.
117. How to know when a cold streak is over?
118. Band' on the run.
119. Teasing a Rebel.
120. Shaking hands with the Devil.
121. Reading between the lines.
122. What is the full definition of SPAM?
123. Will online poker ever be safe from cheaters?
124. Who are you?
125. Genealogy link Genealogy & Family Tree Search | Find Ancestors
126. We can't be related?
127. Carrying the torch.
128. Intertops Casino giving away money again, hurry.
129. Riding the Karma wave of life.
130. When push comes to shove, try to express love.
131. Septembers almost gone and no sign of Eejit in America.
132. Poor grammer can cause trouble.
133. Would BAP shares be a good buy at $0.50 a share?
134. Revolting?
135. WordUpSUP.
136. Do you have the balls?
137. Making paper airplanes on line.
138. Google Warming
140. Try a little tenderness.
141. @home minding our own business.
142. Holy Masterbation.
143. How many posts is too many posts for 1 day?
144. Being connected means more than being on line.
145. How long can you think of absolutely nothing?
146. Tips for easy meditation.
147. Meditation is more powerful than sleep.
148. Is your house in order?
149. How can you survive without a car?
150. Free to be me.
151. Haven't got a clue.
152. Living the down low.
153. Dangers of fear mongering.
154. Ambassador of good will.
155. Bill Clinton has a big head.
156. Going for broke.
157. Always yeilding your right of way.
158. Cro magnons running the show.
159. You FN loser.
160. The clock restarts after a penalty?
161. Railing taken to a whole new level.
162. Loving youself first is vital.
163. Where did it go wrong?
164. Grown men playing with dolls?
165. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
166. A bung may be screwed into place via threading.

　
　
　
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Hahaha I love you Ringo. I knew I was missing some interesting commentary from you with regards to the whole Kanye/Obama/Taylor Swift/Jackass thing. Man I miss you. Come back soon and start some of these threads, it's been way too quiet without you. As sung by Carbon Leaf, "what are the odds that I would miss your smile?" And I do! I really miss it!

At last, another awesome post from our friendly furry friend! Those are some good qoutes, ideas, and funny outlooks on things in life and whats going on lately. Hope you been doing alright and cant wait to see you back full time. Hae a good week ringo!

wow..
Lovely colletion of nice threads made here...
I knew u would be usefull someday ringo..lol..
Great u are back..
:cheers2:

well im glad u are banned form the chips system for this one. lol

but i enjoyed reading it.

Should have saved that one for your first day back!

Hi Ringo, lol! Cool list! Did you have a nice weekend? I hope so!!! Good to see ya. It's been kinda quiet around here. :)

roflcopter

I'm so gonna hijack a few of these before your ban is lifted ......mwwwwwaaaahhhahhhhaaa