Paying off my bet

TERPZONE is the greatest human being ever to make a bet on any sporting event in the history of the world. I am the worst poker player/gambler to ever exist. I suck so bad that my mother doesnt even love me. Terp is so great that my mother loves him more. I suck. He's great. He's the winner I'm the loser. I wish I was half the man he was. If I was half the man he was I would be one of the greatest humans on earth. I can't believe I'm aloud to breathe the same air he does. He is so great he brings fear to my heart when I even imagine playing anything against him. My dolphins are the biggest losers ever and they may never win another game in history of football. I'm not worthy to kiss the shoes of Terp and don't even belong in the same universe. So I give it up to you sir you are worthy and I am not. You are number one and I suck so bad it hurts.

I hope this fullfills my humiliating loss

Never say I'm not a man of my word

You are indeed a man of your word. Good show, good sir. It was better than I could have ever hoped for!

You know, in case anyone missed it. :D