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A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. “I win!” said Johnson,
at which point Henderson threw down his cards. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Johnson is
cheating!!!”
“How can you tell?” Phillips asked.
“Those aren’t the cards I dealt him!”
funnny..........you know the "how can you tell when a poker player is lying?...his chips are moving" came from the lawyer joke of "how can you tell when a lawyer is lying ..his lips are moving" .... I'm sure most of you know this ..... I'm just giving the kiddies here a little insight on using old jokes to make new ones...let's ALL try now....begin........:rofl:
I only know one joke about a sandwich
How do you get a Laywer out of a tree?
----Cut the Rope------