BUSTED "Daddys big belly"

One evening a young boy strolls by his parents bedroom door and notices its ajar, he peeks in and what he sees frightens him.His momma was naked and bouncing up and down on his daddy,scared he ran to his room.His momma throws on some clothes and follows him to his room,now now she says no need to cry its ok.But what were you doing to daddy,he asked. Well daddy has a big belly,mommy was just trying to flatten it.
Huh,said the little boy,thats not gonna work.Why said the mother wouldn't it work.Well because everyday when you go off to work,the neihbor lady comes over gets on her knees and blows it back out!!!!

Considering all of the political stuff we've all seen lately, this is a refreshing change...





Parked on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a
state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies,
two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as
ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the
problem?"

The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was
the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman
grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car
OK? These women seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off
Highway 127."

What is the…difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
-------------At the poker table, you really mean it.---------------------

Two rules for…success in poker:
----------------1) Never tell everything you know----------------------------

From the poker dictionary: lottery (noun):
----------------A tax on people who are bad at math.--------------


------- (Copyed from another poker forum) ------------------------

Lol,my thread got hijacked! Help,I've been jacked!

lol this is pretty funny:cheers2: