Bluffin with my muffin

So I'm sitting here eating a Banana nut muffin and playing poker.

I got into a tough situation and I had to toss a 3rd bet at a pot with absolutly nothing. As I am waiting for the other player to make up his mind, my dog gobbled up my muffin sitting right next to me.
I leaped out of my chair and grab him and got most of the muffin out of his mouth and then put him outside.
When I returned, my tournament was over.:ack2:

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Originally Posted by freeringo

So I'm sitting here eating a Banana nut muffin and playing poker.

I got into a tough situation and I had to toss a 3rd bet at a pot with absolutly nothing. As I am waiting for the other player to make up his mind, my dog gobbled up my muffin sitting right next to me.
I leaped out of my chair and grab him and got most of the muffin out of his mouth and then put him outside.
When I returned, my tournament was over.:ack2:

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lol that has to be the most funniest thing i heard today. wel itis 6:40 in the morning so im not sure who else in cali is playing poker and eating muffins and chasing dogs so early. well ringo u are 1 in a million.

This thread is the best ever thread ive read.

Honestly.

And - Ringo, how cheap are you? Let the dog have it, get another one.

And Its no wonder you didnt win the hand if you let someone steal your "nuts".

(not funny but worth a go)

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Originally Posted by eejit101

This thread is the best ever thread ive read.

Honestly.

And - Ringo, how cheap are you? Let the dog have it, get another one.

And Its no wonder you didnt win the hand if you let someone steal your "nuts".

(not funny but worth a go)

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That was hilarious

Thanks

so are u blaming the dog haha =p ? that is very unlcuky what can u do sometimes u have to not fire the third bullet and save the chips river bet bluffs have to be well timed always

So is the moral of the story
A) Bluffing on river is very tricky
B) Keep the dog away when playing poker
C) Dont eat a muffin
D) There is no moral but it was a great post!!!

You guys decide !!!!

haha lol lol =p muhaha x

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Originally Posted by Raviamazing2sik

haha lol lol =p muhaha x

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Are you... Mario, the super plumber? :D

LOL Ringo I would of let the dog have the muffin poker is more important.

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Originally Posted by Raviamazing2sik

so are u blaming the dog haha =p ? that is very unlcuky what can u do sometimes u have to not fire the third bullet and save the chips river bet bluffs have to be well timed always

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The laugh is all on you:rofl:
I made it all up because Eejit needed a funny story this morning and I gave him one.
That's how I roll sometimes.
Like poker, you never know when I am bluffing.
See ya on the tables:rofl:

:seeya::seeya::seeya:

I dont care, it was genius.

Tho i shud -rep you for blatent lying.

Or just ban you.

Shame....

ok you re out from tourney, but u have to be a sorry to your dog!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by eejit101

I dont care, it was genius.

Tho i shud -rep you for blatent lying.

Or just ban you.

Shame....

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I showed my cards when I shouldn't have? Eejit?

Like sue said I am ruthless woof

or just stupid

Ruthless when I win a pot
stupid when I lose a pot

How about stuless

thanks ringo this was hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
may even try a poker game today minus the muffin lol

Good one Ringo thanks for the laugh.