The modern hillbilly

By Urban Dictionary

Opposite of Metropolitan. Usually found living in sparsley populated areas away from the hustle & bustle of city life. Hillbilly's don't give a **** what city folk think of them. Their apperance & what you think of them is not high on their priority list.

What is important to a Hillbilly?

1. Having a good time with friends & family
2. Not having to answer to anybody
3. Spending time in the outdoors; either in the woods or on the water.
4. Enjoying the finer things in life that money can't buy.

A Modern Hillbilly is NOT:

1. Uneducated (most have college degrees)
2. a redneckneck
3. white trashhite trash
4. a wiggerigger
5. likely to give you an expected answernigger
6. poor or live in a shack

The Modern Hillbilly is a true bohemian who is not constricted by what the mainstream considers acceptable. They live by their own rules, similar to the "laws of the land".


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Once I opened a can of green beans, drained the water, poured in some ketchup. Yummm lunch. I only dirtied a fork

Another good one is when you go to a diner ask for water.
Pour in some ketchup, a little tabasco, salt and pepper and walla
you have a snappy tom.

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Originally Posted by freeringo

Once I opened a can of green beans, drained the water, poured in some ketchup. Yummm lunch. I only dirtied a fork

Another good one is when you go to a diner ask for water.
Pour in some ketchup, a little tabasco, salt and pepper and walla
you have a snappy tom.

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ahhh
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thats disgusting.
Hope your wife can cook well for u.
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Originally Posted by freeringo

Once I opened a can of green beans, drained the water, poured in some ketchup. Yummm lunch. I only dirtied a fork

Another good one is when you go to a diner ask for water.
Pour in some ketchup, a little tabasco, salt and pepper and walla
you have a snappy tom.

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Ketchup???on Beans??? better to use a little hot Sauce and some strong drink(read Whiskey) mmmmmmmmmmmmm good.

The Turkey

Love the post ringo thanks,alot folks do not know where the term redneck comes from so I will enlighten you guys.The term Redneck was used by a new york reporter, when the had the big battle between striking coal miners in W. Va, who wanted to unionize all the workers, as the working conditions,were bad and pay was worse.Anyways there was a battle I think on Blair mountain, all the striking miners wore red banddannas, thus the term RED NECK was born.Alot of hill folks are a little behind the rest of the country,but I dare you to find a better bunch of folks.HILLBILLYS rule!

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omg ketchup and beans. u mine as well used your fingers so u didnt have to use a fork. that would have made it better. u know the funny thing is i tried this before. but with fresh green beans and kecthup and it was simmered for a bit. someone made in place of a green bean casserole this past year at thanksgiving. i never thought a hillbilly was a wigger i always called them crackers.

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Originally Posted by eejit101

tl:dr (spam for legnth:))

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speaking of spam have u ever tried grits topped with spam and a over medium egg. damn now thats some good quick eating.

I had macdonas with the GF.

Now thats good eating

I also gave her an envelope containing a giant letter "O"

Being a Hillbilly is important to me! I have to carry on my W. Va. roots. I love being with family and friends. I don't like being told what to do, I can make my own decisions just fine. From another post (shoes) you know I love to be outdoors and money cannot buy you a rubber tree!!! This is as good as it gets for my 1,000 post, it only took me 4 years to do it and most of them came from the last couple of months!

This Hillbilly just hit her 1,000 post!!!

Gratzzzzzzz

congrats Kitty you are the only HILLBILLY alive better looking than me! I love ya gal congrats again!

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Originally Posted by Pokerkitty6

Being a Hillbilly is important to me! I have to carry on my W. Va. roots. I love being with family and friends. I don't like being told what to do, I can make my own decisions just fine. From another post (shoes) you know I love to be outdoors and money cannot buy you a rubber tree!!! This is as good as it gets for my 1,000 post, it only took me 4 years to do it and most of them came from the last couple of months!

This Hillbilly just hit her 1,000 post!!!

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HEE HAW KITTY

1000 and going strong

You are finaly a God:iagree: