Top-10 reasons not to try gambling online right now....
Who can resist a parody opportunity??
10 - Your Broke - Noone has any money. You are a person. The economy sucks. Therefore, you are poor. Unless your in the Forbes list, then go Snuts.
9 - Its Illegal - Well, kinda. Not that anything can be done about it. But everyone lives their lives by the letter of the law dont they?
8 - I do it - If i do something, you should do the opposite. Especially Jenny. Please dont do her, id be jealous. And maybe kill you. With a hammer. To your testicles. Unless your a girl. Then if your not stunning, id kill you too. With a crowbar. In your left eye. While singing Paint It Black. In a bandana.
7 - Barack Obama does it - Presidents are not cool. Bill Clinton got smoked. George Bush is a dick. 4 of them got shot. Dont be a stereotype!
6 - Lack Of Sex - Think, of all the times your online doing this, you could be on her, doing her. Or him if your a girl. Or her if your a girl. Or him if you g.ay. My girlfriend says im ashamed of her. Its not true. Go and ask her yourself. She is sat int he car with the door locked so youll have to shout.
5 - **** - You can get addicted to watching Jenna Jamesons tits being stroked by a variety of men, women, and probably other things. It makes you go blind guys.
4 - Stereotyping - Poker is still not exactly cool. Women who are hot dont understand it (with a couple of notable exceptions). Women who are ugly play it (Annette_15 is a complete ugly skunt, and she is loaded). Poker will not get you laid. Unless your Phil Ivey, who is Black, and therefore has a huge penis and can dance.
3 - Barney Frank - Anyone who trusts their future to a guy from the flintstones needs their head checking.
2 - You Suck At It - The title of this sums it up, but lets face it, everyone sucks ***.
1 - Its Fixed - The amount of times ive read threads about it being fixed. DONT DO IT ANY MORE THEN YOU FEWLS. Its like a hamster going for a walk. Over the highway. And dying. Then miraculously coming back to life via a lightening strike. Then deciding to walk back the way he came.
