Cows are MAD

This study just in. Cows are responsible for global warming.
A cows belch is 21 times more potent in greenhouse gases than
automobile emmissions. Cows produce more gases than all the cars, trains and airplanes combined by belching. Paul McCartney has started a drive to reduce gases by 10-20% by everyone cutting out eating meat 1 day a week Mondays.
This is too funny to wrap my head around.
Why aren't we housing the cows and collecting their gases?
How about a charcol muzzel?
Reduce the cows on the earth by 50%?
Genetically alter cows so they don't burp.
There has to be an easy solution to stop the burping.

Anyone have a brilliant plan?

I for one eat meat 3-4 times a week, that's way below average.
My wife says if we all cut back on eating meat, then there will be more cows to belch.
Forget about reducing car emissions, we need to drasticly reduce cow emissions.

The cows certainly are Mad now, they will be burping even more, now that the blame is on them.

To do it costs 11x more than petrol to make.

Nuff said

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Originally Posted by eejit101

To do it costs 11x more than petrol to make.

Nuff said

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Save the world

Kill a cow

Save the world.

Be happy 4 me

I support eating more beef.


Mmmm, beef.

I switcxhed to turkey spaghetti a while ago because it was suppose to be healthier, but from the the sound of this study, it may end up being better the way spaghetti should be....hhhmmmm I wonder if they can produce some type of energy resources out of this, i mean after all, it isnt a type of resource that isnt renewable right?

I say we slaughter em up .....skin em ...... cut us a hunk off ..and BBQ the suckers.


Have knife will travel.

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Originally Posted by woohoosue

I say we slaughter em up .....skin em ...... cut us a hunk off ..and BBQ the suckers.


Have knife will travel.

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Do the calves belch?


If they don't we need to all be eating veal.

Pfft, beef>veal

I'll break it down for you suckers

duck>beef>pork>turkey>veal>rat>paper>chicken

Chicken last?

Sicko

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Originally Posted by eejit101

Chicken last?

Sicko

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Chicken is the most bland, disgusting, vile meat a man can eat.

Except for Ostrich.

(edit--I eat chicken all the time, but only chicken that doesn't take like chicken. Eg, fried chicken, chicken parm, chicken layered with other stuff, etc. But I'll never eat a piece of grilled chicken. Disgusting.)

I eat chicken sandwiches, and chicken with all kinds of sauces and stuff.

I dont mind it by itself.

Cheese sause is awesome

I eat cow meat,chicken meat,pig meat,goat meat, fismh meat,etc. I used to love them little mushrooms that grew under the cow patties.I say we take em out if there that bad.I will go with anyone on a cow hunt!@! Where's that waskily COW!!!!!

Moooooooooooooo

calves i think u have something there ...get em while they are young and havent developed discusting hab its like disrupting cill hall meetings and belching

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Originally Posted by Lilred36

I eat cow meat,chicken meat,pig meat,goat meat, fismh meat,etc. I used to love them little mushrooms that grew under the cow patties.I say we take em out if there that bad.I will go with anyone on a cow hunt!@! Where's that waskily COW!!!!!

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you tip em and i will cut em up and BBQ em and tell them


"GET IN MY BELLY!"

lol I'm going to see McCartney on Monday and I love this thread.

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Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

lol I'm going to see McCartney on Monday and I love this thread.

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Dude puts on a show. I was pissed that I showed up 2 days late to see him jamming with Billy Joel, though. :(

This thread rules.

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Originally Posted by TerpZone

Pfft, beef>veal

I'll break it down for you suckers

duck>beef>pork>turkey>veal>rat>paper>chicken

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a turkey is just an oversized wrinkly chicken

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Originally Posted by woohoosue

a turkey is just an oversized wrinkly chicken

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LOL It tastes so much better though.

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Originally Posted by TerpZone

LOL It tastes so much better though.

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Wellllllllllllll, there is that!!!!

The Turkey

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Originally Posted by Tomturkey46

Wellllllllllllll, there is that!!!!

The Turkey

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sorry Tom ..no offense meant...... I was talking about turkeys in general..... in any species I'm positive of exceptions and I'm sure you fall in that category... I mean im sure the next velvet painting made will be a group of fowl playing poker and smoking cigars.

LOL,turkey Jokes!! Tom are you in the BAP yet?I don't recall seeing your name on the investors list.Come join please !

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Originally Posted by freeringo

This study just in. Cows are responsible for global warming.
A cows belch is 21 times more potent in greenhouse gases than
automobile emmissions. Cows produce more gases than all the cars, trains and airplanes combined by belching. Paul McCartney has started a drive to reduce gases by 10-20% by everyone cutting out eating meat 1 day a week Mondays.
This is too funny to wrap my head around.
Why aren't we housing the cows and collecting their gases?
How about a charcol muzzel?
Reduce the cows on the earth by 50%?
Genetically alter cows so they don't burp.
There has to be an easy solution to stop the burping.

Anyone have a brilliant plan?

I for one eat meat 3-4 times a week, that's way below average.
My wife says if we all cut back on eating meat, then there will be more cows to belch.
Forget about reducing car emissions, we need to drasticly reduce cow emissions.

The cows certainly are Mad now, they will be burping even more, now that the blame is on them.

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I think that the worst of all this is that for the pasture, people cut down and burn forests just to leave cow.
And off course if we stop eating cow, there will not be more cows. since from benning after u stop eating meat, there will be less cow, if that what they are created for,