What will Eejit big story be about when he returns from his trip?

What funny, cool, romantic or horror story will Eejit return with?

I believe he would start by attacking this poll... well I'll let him just let him say it....it will go something like this........

I got drunk everyday and I pwn you all

......he will say "you are so lame for missing me berating you...idiots"


I am in love

... he will say "I am in heat! shes a nurse that gave great sponge baths"


I was sick the whole trip and made no money

..."not sick, but while stepping off the train I missed the last step and broke my ankle trying to catch myself. They had to take me to the hospital! Dam it i need a vacation in USA!"


I got laid by 7 different women.

..." yes this happened too but not the good way and three of them i think may have been men (I mean really) I wish i could have selected which nurse i got ....Jenn i fer Jenn i fer! can't stop saying her name!"


We had car trouble and didn't make it

... " Ok reaching here, they do call the train cars "cars" so you be the judge"


I got arrested for disorderly conduct

...."nope ..you would be surprised what little trouble one can get into while lying on hisback with his leg elevated and cast!"


I really need money now, my girl friends pregnant

....." ok please do not jinx ..my incredibly sexy , childless,angel of mercy ...Jen i fer jenn i fer! i swear i can't stop siging"

he will then add............"It baffles me, Freeringo, how you know me sooooooo well!"

"so what have you idiots been up too?.....I never gave you guys a second thought!" "EEJIT has returned....the worshiping may resume!"

it looks like i voted the same as most people but honestly i think we might all be in for a big surprise when he gets back. i am almost sure he will need some more women advice since he seems to be getting himself in sticky stituations lately..lol no pun intented.

I vote for him being c.ockblocked most of the trip, honestly. I do think he'll say he was sick most of the trip and got drunk a lot, though. I guess we'll see. Either way I bet we'll be :nopity: for him.