Top 10 Reasons why we miss Eejit?

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10. He has more testosterone than a pitbull with lipstick.
9. We like being told what to do and how to do it.
8. He has more drama in his life than all the NDN members put together.
7. We don't really miss Eeejit. we are just bored.
6. Because he contols the BAP and our money
5. He's costing us all 200 chips a day not spamming our threads we start.
4. We love our little whipping post.
3. We have no lives and live viacariously through his.
2. He's way better looking than NDN.
1. Eejit's our best friend.

Oh Eejit, Oh Eejit! Where Art Thou Eejit?

A few more reason why we miss eejit dearly:

11. He makes simon cowell look like ms. daisy
12. He is funny in a unintentional kinda way
13. he has no clue how his boxers kepp ending up on e-bay(ask targetguy)
14. he is the master of one liners
15. When eejit farts, navuta can still tell us what he had for dinner the night before
16. When I play horrible, he tell me I suck, which is actually good motivation
17. eejit has great constructive critizism.:nopity:
18. He is the best ever sit-out player. The guy won more chips sleeping through his game than some people did playing.:svengo:

I hope has a good time, and comes back to tell us all about it. Till then, we are all gonna have to stick it through, muscle up, band together, join hands, and sing a song.:grouphug:

i so agree with u panam! on #18


but is it the chip games we miss in thaT THOT OR EEJIT?

some of us who were missing him have found a silver lining in his absence
for those who haven't i say ....while slapping you.."GET OVER IT! MAN".....there is more pie for the rest of us.....ya know how he always grabbed the breast of fried chicken while others of us would cut it in half and only take half.....how easy we forget....or when the photographer at Macy's put him in the back ( dam it he's tall) and then right as the picture was snapped he mosh pit jumped right to the front, ruining our NDN year pic...well i remember! oh and the NDN picnic ok only i know about this ..he was in front of me and i had noticed the corn on the cob was running low and said to him"man i hope there is one left for me" and when he got to it and there was only one left he smiled at me picked it up licked it and set it back in the bowl......ok yes i still picked it up and ate it but still he thot i wouldn't... but go on sing his praises .... his absence has exponged his spell he had over me... I for one am greatful for the rest hes giving our lips that have in the past spent way to much time on his ***.
that said...
WE LOVE U EEJIT COME BACK SOON:svengo:

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Originally Posted by targetguy1

Oh Eejit, Oh Eejit! Where Art Thou Eejit?

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This post shows that we dont have any sujbect to talk..
So we talk about our great friend eejit..
1001 ways to make eejit happy....
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first: tell him that he is handsome but he needs more sleep...
2...Tell him that u loved the transformer movie......

I do miss eejjj! Just Because! :(

Guys, guys, guys! Eejit already has an ego the size of the moon (only rivaled by Paul McCartney, probably). What are we doing here? He's going to read this when he gets back and never stop gloating. We can't have that, can we? I for one think not!

"7. We don't really miss Eeejit. we are just bored."

Umm ya lol! I thought this post was rhetorical... :rofl:

DK

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Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

Guys, guys, guys! Eejit already has an ego the size of the moon (only rivaled by Paul McCartney, probably). What are we doing here? He's going to read this when he gets back and never stop gloating. We can't have that, can we? I for one think not!

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Eejj doesn't gloat, he just say's it like he sees it. :leaving:

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Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

Guys, guys, guys! Eejit already has an ego the size of the moon (only rivaled by Paul McCartney, probably). What are we doing here? He's going to read this when he gets back and never stop gloating. We can't have that, can we? I for one think not!

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Tay Tay Tay

I think of it as pumping too much air into a tire.:conehead:
Eventually it will explode.:conehead: :hurray:

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Originally Posted by freeringo

Tay Tay Tay

I think of it as pumping too much air into a tire.:conehead:
Eventually it will explode.:conehead: :hurray:

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i prefer to think of him as a balloon so when he gets too big i can let him go and all his gas makes a cool noise as he deflates ...man music to my ear.....he hasnt got there yet so ppl keep regaling him

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Originally Posted by woohoosue

i prefer to think of him as a balloon so when he gets too big i can let him go and all his gas makes a cool noise as he deflates ...man music to my ear.....he hasnt got there yet so ppl keep regaling him

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regaling is the word of the week.
Well done sue!!:hurray:


pssssssssssssst

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Originally Posted by freeringo

regaling is the word of the week.
Well done sue!!:hurray:


pssssssssssssst

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woohoooo what do i win? lol

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Originally Posted by woohoosue

woohoooo what do i win? lol

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Sue you have won a spamomatic and a bucket of skipping stones.

This thread is the besty thread ever,.

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Originally Posted by eejit101

This thread is the besty thread ever,.

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YW and welcome back