NDN Ten Commandments!

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07-31-2009, 11:53 AM
PANAMHIEST

NDN Ten Commandments!

Here are some Commandments to follow while in the forum.

1. Ye shall have no other Forum/forums before NDN
2. Thou shalt not hold any other image or carving before NDN or at NDN.
3. Thou shall not use NDN in vain
4. Honor thy NDN and eejit101
5. Thou shall not murder anothers members post
6. thous shall no come forth to NDN with the purposes of dating, or committing adultery
7. Ye shall not stealeth or attempt to stealeth original works of writing from the internet somewheres.
8. Remembereth, to signeth in every two days, for the free chips are holy
9. Thee shalt not lie about another NDN member
10. thous shallth not covet another members post, Thee shall not covet aother members man/woman, nor his servant, nor his donkey(well maybe!), nor anything that is another members.

simple exsplaination of the above commandments are listed here:
1.basically dont think for a second that there is a better place than NDN
2. Dont come to NDN claiming of a better place, using banners or otherwise.
3. Do not attempt to spam NDN with gibberish or a bunch of 1 liners for ye own ill gotten gains
4. NDN is god, eejit is jesus, so worship them.period.
5. in other words try to be friendly, even if you didnt understand a word of it!
6. almost everyone here at NDN has a wife/husband and are interested in poker/casino and things in general. This is not a dating site.
7. dont copy and paste writing rom somewhere else, and if thee must try to quote the oiginal writings.
8. sign in everyday or two days at least.
9. why lie?
10. Covet. the difinitive meaning of covet is to feel inordinate desire or wish for earnestly,for what belongs to another.

Well i hope this helps alot of members and new members out, so remember to follow your Ten commandments everyone!:hat:
07-31-2009, 01:29 PM
targetguy1

i like it but change #6. this is where i go for my booty calls. sorry but ndn has the best looking women on the web so why not try to hook up with them.
07-31-2009, 01:53 PM
eejit101

Rofl.

Just rofl.

I need a new word for rofling. Rofl is old. I am rofling alot tho
07-31-2009, 02:21 PM
GaTechMom

Love the Ten Commandments PANAMHIEST. Let's hope eveyone follows them.
07-31-2009, 02:41 PM
Pokerkitty6

I think that was great!!!
07-31-2009, 04:24 PM
taylovesthebeatles

Those were HILARIOUS. I loved that so much. You should also add something about not coveting rep points. It's perfect though.
07-31-2009, 06:13 PM
BnLM5

Those are pretty funny! I love it!
07-31-2009, 06:36 PM
Lilred36

Yeah man,you done very well,this is a classic very very nice.
08-01-2009, 12:23 AM
PANAMHIEST

Quote:

Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

Those were HILARIOUS. I loved that so much. You should also add something about not coveting rep points. It's perfect though.

Yes that is a good idea. Im thinkin about doing a NDN ten commandments for dummies:dupe:, so stay tune for a future installment of our trusty guidlines of NDN.;)
08-01-2009, 11:15 AM
Tomturkey46

Quote:

Originally Posted by PANAMHIEST

Here are some Commandments to follow while in the forum.

1. Ye shall have no other Forum/forums before NDN
2. Thou shalt not hold any other image or carving before NDN or at NDN.
3. Thou shall not use NDN in vain
4. Honor thy NDN and eejit101
5. Thou shall not murder anothers members post
6. thous shall no come forth to NDN with the purposes of dating, or committing adultery
7. Ye shall not stealeth or attempt to stealeth original works of writing from the internet somewheres.
8. Remembereth, to signeth in every two days, for the free chips are holy
9. Thee shalt not lie about another NDN member
10. thous shallth not covet another members post, Thee shall not covet aother members man/woman, nor his servant, nor his donkey(well maybe!), nor anything that is another members.

simple exsplaination of the above commandments are listed here:
1.basically dont think for a second that there is a better place than NDN
2. Dont come to NDN claiming of a better place, using banners or otherwise.
3. Do not attempt to spam NDN with gibberish or a bunch of 1 liners for ye own ill gotten gains
4. NDN is god, eejit is jesus, so worship them.period.
5. in other words try to be friendly, even if you didnt understand a word of it!
6. almost everyone here at NDN has a wife/husband and are interested in poker/casino and things in general. This is not a dating site.
7. dont copy and paste writing rom somewhere else, and if thee must try to quote the oiginal writings.
8. sign in everyday or two days at least.
9. why lie?
10. Covet. the difinitive meaning of covet is to feel inordinate desire or wish for earnestly,for what belongs to another.

Well i hope this helps alot of members and new members out, so remember to follow your Ten commandments everyone!:hat:

Very Wise commandments....................except #10, does that go for chippies at the Table as well????

The Turkey(breaking #10 every day)