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Anatomy of A Poker Player, Donkey edition.
I found a picture and wanted to share it with you guys because it made me laugh.
If you guys can't see the picture this is what the sections of the picture say.
It identifies the anatomy of the donkey , poker player, so enjoy!
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One Track Mind- Only interested in his hole cards.
A visor from some lame poker site.
Mouth- For poker lessons.
Bluetooth- Because no jackass should be without one.
Sunglasses- so he can't read the board.
Sound proof headphones- and has to be reminded when it's his turn.
Active odor.
Heart- in the right place, at the wrong time.
Cell Phone - WIth the loudest, most annoying, ringtone you can find.
Enchanted trinkets- usually placed all over the table.
Ipod shuffle- containing; the gambler, deuces are wild, ace of spades, etc.
Entire bankroll.
Extra large chip protector- that makes noise when squeezed. HEE-HAW!
"Ace RAG" - to root on suck outs.
Matches, Smokes, Coasters, ****tail Napkins- and anything else "free" found around the card room.
Suffers from M.C.T. - "Male Camel Toe"
Sock- With extra wad of cash, which is also known as "Rent Money"
"Buster" Browns - For those "runner-runner" marathons.
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It's the most hilarious picture I've seen, poker wise, and I imagine some professional players look like this in Bobby's Room for some reason.
