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This is one post/thread for all the things I find funny instead of making numerous posts about different things.
I figured I was just going to put them all in one thread, and when I update it you guys will know.
The first thing I am sharing with you is something called The Greatest Thread Ever.
It's so hilarious.
Might be NSFW though.
SO ENJOY!
And tell me what you think.
Here's the link.
Greatest thread ever!!
It's hilarious and bashed on Robert Pattinson so it should be easy for him to like it.
Found on this cool hilarious website.
Here's the link.
Fish Smell?
This one I haven't heard before but it's quite funny.
I'm sure some of you might have heard this before but anyways, I'd like to share it with you anyways.
Beer
This is from texts from last night.
It's a hilarious website, and I'm including it on my funny thread in case you guys haven't seen the thread i made about it.
Here's the site.
textsfromlastnight.com
(843) : Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(778 ) : yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
(847) : So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
(832) : Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
(281) : I love Texas.
I enjoyed the picture of your men.:Chevy_anim:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaciBlakely
Not my men.
Just something I thought was hilarious, in my opinion.
Off It Comes.
Never trust a little old lady.
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is
flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "
Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks
his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
the other bag?"
"Well", said the old lady. "Not all of them paid"....