Well Eejit Should be on a Date Right Now

So what is he doing?
Is he going to push his luck and try to get lucky?
or will he just be a true gentleman on this whole date?
Is this girl as hot as he claims?
i wonder where they will be eating?
is he going actully take here out somewhere or somewhere lame?
who is paying?


here are some of his thought through out this date

hmmm panties or thong... i got to find out.
i wonder whats going on back at ndn.
i really hope she doesnt want me to pay for this.
wow her brest are being then i first thought.
i really hope we dont run into her husband.

i could of keep going but i want to leave some room for you guys to write some

He will of course be the perfect gentleman.

He should however, unconsciously grab at jis crotch alot.

Chicks love a guy who is in touch with his package.

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Originally Posted by freeringo

Chicks love a guy who is in touch with his package.

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Am I supposed to say Amen! or Hell yeah! to this statement?

Either way my husband is in touch with his package so I agree.

I know you wanted to hear/see that.

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Originally Posted by KaciBlakely

Am I supposed to say Amen! or Hell yeah! to this statement?

Either way my husband is in touch with his package so I agree.

I know you wanted to hear/see that.

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i have to agree....gab the jewels ...present them as yours to be wielded as you see fit..let her know right away ...this is something to be longing for.

hmm..... ok

sounds good to me, the girls love to talk about the jewels and the boys love to grab them...you have all of the attention right now, have a good time

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Originally Posted by Pokerkitty6

sounds good to me, the girls love to talk about the jewels and the boys love to grab them...you have all of the attention right now, have a good time

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I never knew this until I got married.

Girls love to talk about mens packages.

Listen up Eejit

The girls are noticing

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Originally Posted by freeringo

I never knew this until I got married.

Girls love to talk about mens packages.

Listen up Eejit

The girls are noticing

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there is lots of thing girls like to talk about once you get serious with one. there is a lot things the like touch and i mean on themselves too. they even let you in on a little secert that most deny they do but in reality they do it.

well i guess being hung like a donkey is paying off.

Being hung like a donkey is a big plus!!!! All of us touch ourselves. How do you think I found my breast cancer? I know my girls better than anyone else. There is nothing wrong with touching yourself, I heard it can be a stress releaser and sometimes it actually helps you sleep better. It gets really interesting if you pretend you don't notice he's watching...then afterward you get a prize package!!!!

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Originally Posted by Pokerkitty6

Being hung like a donkey is a big plus!!!! All of us touch ourselves. How do you think I found my breast cancer? I know my girls better than anyone else. There is nothing wrong with touching yourself, I heard it can be a stress releaser and sometimes it actually helps you sleep better. It gets really interesting if you pretend you don't notice he's watching...then afterward you get a prize package!!!!

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Is your prize is behind door #1, door #2, door #3?

Preferrable there will be a prize behind all three doors but that's just what I'd like to imagine.

If you know what I mean.

And touching yourself is only nature's way of being relief.

So if nature says do it, why is it so shameful to do it.

I'll always admit to self exploration and I'm not ashamed to let my hair down and have fun!

How do you think I became pregnant?

The touching was just a precourse to the main, awesome action, me and my husband have.

And that might be more information than you NDN family members wanted to know, lol.