collecting

like many of the people in the world a few collect things for instance rocks . Oh hi jimmy come on in i'll be with you in a minute. Hey eddie whats this in the jar on your mantel? Oh thats a rock. Is it gold or silver or something? No just a rock , a rock that i picked up in the driveway of the church where i got married for the fourth time, see how it's round on one side and flat on the other , cool huh! here let me show you the others ,over here in this room. Holy **** man, thats a gravel pit!! No ,No it taint it,s my collection!!!
Or how about salt and pepper shakers, no not the kind you put salt or pepper in , and for gods sake you don't put them on the table, some one might steal one or heaven forbid both. yes that is the only reason that i accept dinners from friends and relatives is to check out and pillfer there salt and pepper shakers.
oh before you go come downstairs with me and check out my nail collection, Yesterday i got a boot nail an honest to goodness boot nail , right out of the boot, mind you , it not as valuable as i thought cause its out of the left boot. wasn't the right one!!
i know you got a collection of somthing maybe you could share???