How Much Do You Know About......

.............Eejit101!


Simple idea here.

This is party a quiz, party for fun, and can include a prize (i hope, ill find out)

Rules!

1 - Post as many facts as you can about the person this game is about (this week, me)
2 - Each fact will get a point.
3 - The person with the most facts wins!


You may not get points for my name, age, address, or date of birth, or email address or anything like that.

Other random stuff is at my jurisdiction to award or not award a point.


So, for example..... If we were doing NDN...

1 - Is a Twins fan.
2 - Favourite poker hand is Jh 7h.
3 - Has broken both his ankles at once.
4 - Lives in Minnesota
5 - Once technically threw a rock into Canada



You get what i mean.


Go nuts!


Fit an many as you can into one reply.

Comedy posts will make me LOL, but might not score a point.

Eejit101's biggest poker win to date is over 65k.

Umm, post lots in one post. Dont make endless posts:)

The mroe u can put into one post, the bigger your chances.

Ill give u another go:)

1. favorite color gumy bear is yellow
2. works in a bar
3. thinks brest is the sexiest part of a female
4. middle name is laurence
5. once hit himself playing baseball on the wii
6. was the first person on ndn to see transformers 2
7. has been pushed in the pool with his clothes on
8. his father is named max and is a area manager with HSBC
9. has had sex with 13 females
10. thinks megan fox is the hottest female alive


i am sure i could dig up more but i am lazy

Eejit facts
Some of these facts may be a little skewed like me, so bend a little.

1 works in Europe as a bartender
2 uses pounds as currency
3 likes punk rock music
4 hails fron an Island
5 makes puppets out of ****tail napkins
6 speaks 7 different dialects at 7 stages of intoxication
7 wears his underwear 2 days in a row
8 flosses with a toothpick
9 sensative to light
10 finds coins in odd places
11 wanders aimlessly until he gets somewhere
12 wishes he had a dog
13 never wore argile socks
14 his boyhood hero was Chipper Jones ( he's still playing)
15 favorite game is skydiving simulations
16 once bit a girl
17 found a wallet once (nothing in it, so he kept it)
18 fell asleep in a park
19 likes green happy faces
20 prefers blondes
21 once touched 007's gun
22 eats his finger nails
23 once saw the Queen from 4 blocks away
24 crosses in the cross walk
25 never had a speeding ticket
26 likes to video parts of his body
27 boyhood dream was to be a dancer
28 favorite saying "WTF"
29 hates the number 29
30 carries a mans purse
31 got fired once for looking in a peep hole
32 made his mum cry
33 pissed off his dad
34 thinks NDN is God
35 has recurring nightmares of spankings
36 yellow makes him vomit
37 loves to be tickled
38 spends 2 hours a day in front of the mirror practicing
39 has brown hair
40 is over 5'9"
41 tall women scare him
42 once killed a squirrel with a rock
43 still has his doll collection
44 never wears sandles
45 could care less about figure skating
46 thinks ice is the greatest invention of all time
47 tried out for a play in school and didn't get a part
48 feels inferior around mentally challenged people
49 spends to much money on smokes
50 never been to America
51 he wishes he was brave
52 he is 1 in 6 billion

Quote:

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Originally Posted by freeringo

Eejit facts
Some of these facts may be a little skewed like me, so bend a little.

1 works in Europe as a bartender
2 uses pounds as currency
3 likes punk rock music
4 hails fron an Island
5 makes puppets out of ****tail napkins
6 speaks 7 different dialects at 7 stages of intoxication
7 wears his underwear 2 days in a row
8 flosses with a toothpick
9 sensative to light
10 finds coins in odd places
11 wanders aimlessly until he gets somewhere
12 wishes he had a dog
13 never wore argile socks
14 his boyhood hero was Chipper Jones ( he's still playing)
15 favorite game is skydiving simulations
16 once bit a girl
17 found a wallet once (nothing in it, so he kept it)
18 fell asleep in a park
19 likes green happy faces
20 prefers blondes
21 once touched 007's gun
22 eats his finger nails
23 once saw the Queen from 4 blocks away
24 crosses in the cross walk
25 never had a speeding ticket
26 likes to video parts of his body
27 boyhood dream was to be a dancer
28 favorite saying "WTF"
29 hates the number 29
30 carries a mans purse
31 got fired once for looking in a peep hole
32 made his mum cry
33 pissed off his dad
34 thinks NDN is God
35 has recurring nightmares of spankings
36 yellow makes him vomit
37 loves to be tickled
38 spends 2 hours a day in front of the mirror practicing
39 has brown hair
40 is over 5'9"
41 tall women scare him
42 once killed a squirrel with a rock
43 still has his doll collection
44 never wears sandles
45 could care less about figure skating
46 thinks ice is the greatest invention of all time
47 tried out for a play in school and didn't get a part
48 feels inferior around mentally challenged people
49 spends to much money on smokes
50 never been to America
51 he wishes he was brave
52 he is 1 in 6 billion

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Wow... I think U won ringo... But i think ejjit might not acept all those anwsers... I think he sold his doll collection.

1. once had a strange encounter with a cat
2. is single
3. is british
4. loves his job as a bartender
5. loves himself more that anybody else
6. has a huge plan to make it big as a pro poker player (like that guy on ****tail)
7. loves the transformer movie, part 1 and 2
8. raises 3.5 BB with AK, AQ
9. loves to give out poker playing tips
10. has an idea for everything
11. once dyed his hair blonde
12. has a facebook account
13. has multiple emails
14. loves talking on instant messanger
15. can type very fast
16. is going to move to Canada one day to run my bar for me
17. sometimes has good advice
18. doesn't have good keno numbers
19. doesn't smoke
20. likes to drink beer
21. always surrounded by females
22. knows how to mix over 100 different drinks
23. rarely get 8 hours sleep a day
24. doesn't drive
25. doesn't like to touch fish
26. lives by himself
27. once worked at the post office
28. thinks european men are the hottest in the world
29. thinks my cats names are funny
30. likes playing MTT more than STT's

So, did I win? :-)

1 works in Europe as a bartender yes
2 uses pounds as currency yes
3 likes punk rock music some of it, so yes
4 hails fron an Island yes
5 makes puppets out of ****tail napkins NO!
6 speaks 7 different dialects at 7 stages of intoxication NO!
7 wears his underwear 2 days in a row Depends entirely ont he occasion, but i have int he past.
8 flosses with a toothpick NO!
9 sensative to light Only with a headache. NO!
10 finds coins in odd places LOL!!! Find the penny:) ok, ill giv eu that
11 wanders aimlessly until he gets somewhere NO
12 wishes he had a dog Yep
13 never wore argile socks Dont evne know what they are, so yes.
14 his boyhood hero was Chipper Jones ( he's still playing) Sadly not. He is awesome th.
15 favorite game is skydiving simulations *** no
16 once bit a girl Who hasnt
17 found a wallet once (nothing in it, so he kept it) Probably
18 fell asleep in a park Fell asleep by the sea, same thing.
19 likes green happy faces not sure. Nevr met green ppl.
20 prefers blondes MEh, yes.
21 once touched 007's gun True!
22 eats his finger nails Not true.
23 once saw the Queen from 4 blocks away Not true.
24 crosses in the cross walk Wtf is one. I cross anywhere.
25 never had a speeding ticket True.
26 likes to video parts of his body This happened once. I then lost my phone. Oops
27 boyhood dream was to be a dancer No
28 favorite saying "WTF" possibly
29 hates the number 29 No
30 carries a mans purse No
31 got fired once for looking in a peep hole No
32 made his mum cry Obv.
33 pissed off his dad Obv.
34 thinks NDN is God Obv.
35 has recurring nightmares of spankings lol, i doubt it
36 yellow makes him vomit No:confused:
37 loves to be tickled *** NO
38 spends 2 hours a day in front of the mirror practicing No
39 has brown hair Ye
40 is over 5'9" Yes
41 tall women scare him Very tall ones do
42 once killed a squirrel with a rock sadly not
43 still has his doll collection No, never had one
44 never wears sandles Damn right. I got my flippy flops.
45 could care less about figure skating I can ice skate, and have watched it before...
46 thinks ice is the greatest invention of all time No.
47 tried out for a play in school and didn't get a part No, got the part.
48 feels inferior around mentally challenged people Rofl. No
49 spends to much money on smokes Probably
50 never been to America Yep
51 he wishes he was brave Yep
52 he is 1 in 6 billion Yep









28/52.

Not bad.

1. once had a strange encounter with a cat LOL! So true.
2. is single yep
3. is british yep
4. loves his job as a bartender Umm. Kinda.
5. loves himself more that anybody else No. Well. No. half a point as i dont know
6. has a huge plan to make it big as a pro poker player (like that guy on ****tail) I wish. I used to. So yeah
7. loves the transformer movie, part 1 and 2 Indeed
8. raises 3.5 BB with AK, AQ Also true.
9. loves to give out poker playing tips Yep
10. has an idea for everything Yep
11. once dyed his hair blonde Yep
12. has a facebook account Yep
13. has multiple emails Yep, good for spam
14. loves talking on instant messanger Depends who to
15. can type very fast Very true
16. is going to move to Canada one day to run my bar for me Damn right.
17. sometimes has good advice Bah, often. But ok
18. doesn't have good keno numbers Rofl, true.
19. doesn't smoke Nope. i do. Donk:)
20. likes to drink beer Yep. Saturdays FTW
21. always surrounded by females When im not at home.
22. knows how to mix over 100 different drinks Yep
23. rarely get 8 hours sleep a day Yep
24. doesn't drive Yep
25. doesn't like to touch fish Rofl, well remembered
26. lives by himself Kinda. Got a housemate. Ill give you it
27. once worked at the post office Did i? Dont think so.
28. thinks european men are the hottest in the world Hotter than u fat americans:)
29. thinks my cats names are funny Damn right. Weird
30. likes playing MTT more than STT's Ya


ok.......

29/32!!!!

Current leader there Twenty47

i was wondering about the post office one.... i guess i don't remember your past job but I know I did know of it once before... LOL

YIPPPEEEE, i'm in the lead!

lol, everyone already did what I was going to do as far as guessing.

Can I be in the running to go next for this? It sounds like it could be fun.

rollin the dice...

1. gets upset at poor content in posts.
2. Got his alias from spoken irish jibberish
3. can place in an sg without playing a hand :-p
4. 8tc favorite starting hand
5. Gives pretty sound poker advice.
6. loves the mlb, although hes from the uk.. how does that work?
7. can get you kicked outta a bar with only a few words.
8. team o choice: manchester united
9. loves movie layer cake (rightfully so!)
10.likes the game find the penny, apparently. how could u not though
11. has been video taped doing something silly
12. can live off of a few hours of sleep
13. wants to live somewhere else other than the uk
14. could join MENSA, but just chooses not too
15. he rika da chinese food
16. thinks breasts are best part of woman
17. prefers beer to wine
18. is irritated by donks
19. favorite beatles song is elanor rigby(like me!)
20. prefers pepsi to coke
21. thinks transformers is best movie in last decade
22. is a poet without knowing it
23. is quite afraid of bugs
24. will give free drinks to members of ndn
25. doesnt wear bifocals
26. likes bananas
27. has drank a guiness
28. loves Muse
29. is a boxers man
30. is capapble of swimming
31. has run a stake before
32. think merge sucks
33. is not a man ****
34. doesnt bite nails like i do (horrible habit BTW, ask the ladies)
35. has played old school zelda on nes before

my favorite is place in sng without playing a hand.

rollin the dice...Literally? double 6 for u?

1. gets upset at poor content in posts. Yep
2. Got his alias from spoken irish jibberish Yep
3. can place in an sg without playing a hand :-p Yep! once.
4. 8tc favorite starting hand Yep
5. Gives pretty sound poker advice. Yep
6. loves the mlb, although hes from the uk.. how does that work? Yep, love it
7. can get you kicked outta a bar with only a few words. 2 words. And yep
8. team o choice: manchester united Yep
9. loves movie layer cake (rightfully so!) yep
10.likes the game find the penny, apparently. how could u not though rofl. yep
11. has been video taped doing something silly Robviously. this saturday itll be worse! stand by
12. can live off of a few hours of sleep ye, but badly
13. wants to live somewhere else other than the uk yep
14. could join MENSA, but just chooses not too hm. I used to be in it,t hen just gave up, so yeah i guess.
15. he rika da chinese food yep, but not all of it
16. thinks breasts are best part of woman yea
17. prefers beer to wine yes
18. is irritated by donks yep, when they win
19. favorite beatles song is elanor rigby(like me!) indeed
20. prefers pepsi to coke Hmm. I think so
21. thinks transformers is best movie in last decade agreed
22. is a poet without knowing it fo shizzle
23. is quite afraid of bugs yes, scary things. Dont in a girly way
24. will give free drinks to members of ndn no question
25. doesnt wear bifocals yep
26. likes bananas yep
27. has drank a guiness NO! tried a sip, didnt like it
28. loves Muse yes
29. is a boxers man yes
30. is capapble of swimming indeed
31. has run a stake before Many times. Noone wins 4 me
32. think merge sucks agreed
33. is not a man **** Yes. BUT im starting.
34. doesnt bite nails like i do (horrible habit BTW, ask the ladies) yes
35. has played old school zelda on nes before NO! Weirdly


We have a new leader!

33/35

was gunna add never seen cinncinati kid with steve mcqueen. dont matter now, i jsut finished watching it, pretty good poker flick. but still, nuthin can touch rounders.

u werent rly in mensa were u?

What do I know about eejit....

1. Hates the song Without Me by Eminem

2. Has broke his wrist twice

3. Broke his elbow once by falling off a ladder

4. Broke a rib on a roller coaster

5. Broke one of his fingers in a car accident

6. Broke a toe in a soccer game

7. Broke his arm once doing gymnastics

8. Likes the song Untouched by the Veronicas

9. Has a roommate

10. Used to be able to play the piano a bit

11. Does not like people to hear him sing

12. Smokes cigarettes

13. Tried pot twice but it made him sick

14. Loves NDN

15. Once had a friend accidentally pour boiling water on his arm and hand and had to go tho the hospital.

16. Is arrogant

17. Is the #1 hottest male on NDN

18. Plays poker very well

19. Likes the Atlanta Falcons

20. Owns an Atlanta Falcons jersey

21. Can not purchase Oreo cookies in where he lives

22. Can make free international telephone calls

23. Doesn't have a whole lot of patients

24. Has no tolerance for idiocy

25. Is a good editor

25. Does not own a car

26. Is incredibly intelligent

27. Favorite color is blue

28. Best friends are Will and Holly

29. Mother lives in Whales

30. Was not fond of Princess Diana

31. Has a half brother and half sister I think

32. Would like to be in a good relationship

33. Used to work for a taxi service

34. Was arrested for stealing food from a store once

35. Owns a pair of handcuffs

36. Needs to have dental work done

37. Is my friend

38. Keeps incredibly strange hrs mainly due to job and the time difference of US

39. Would like to go skydiving

40. Is fond of Glo Bug

41. Was inquiring about army stuff last wk

42. Had women wanting him to grab their breast a couple of wks ago at work

43. Can make one hell of a Multiple Screaming Orgasm amongst many other drinks

44. Likes attention

45. Is good at trivia

46. Makes me laugh a lot

47. Is good at keeping secrets (hopefully) lol

48. Likes milkshakes for breakfast or whatever meal it is when he gets up

49. Is about 6'2" tall

50. Would like to come to the USA

51. Worked in Greece and loved it there

51. Loved the movie Transformers II

52. Likes puppies better than kitties

53. Does not like seafood

54. Likes to find good YouTube links

55. Is the same age as my oldest daughter

56. Loves math and is good at it

57. Can say alot with few words

58. Is a pretty honest person

59. Likes his job now better than his last one

60. Is my favorite male NDNer next to NDN.

Okay enough for now

wow can i play?

has two brothers
has one sister
lets cats lick his toes
make funny noises when he walks to bathroom in the morning
has a mole on his upper left arm
his first toe is longer then his big toe
wears his watch on his left wrist
parts his hair on the left
loves women in high heels
can't dance but likes to watch
owns 2 johnny cash CDS
likes to squish jello through his teeth when eating it
twirls spaghetti up using a fork and a spoon
likes chocolate ice cream
signature drink is a killer martini
wears 2 rings
has a tattoo of a knife
prefers tank t shirts over short sleeve but loves long sleeved ones
has more girl friends then guy friends
his first girl friend was in the third grade
has never been in a fight
his smile goes up more on one side
sleeps on his back
drinks a full glass of water before going to bed
his biggest tip ever made...100 pounds
prefers star wars over star trek
most of his pants are black
most of his shirts are white
has never had a pedicure
he likes eggs scrambled
his roommate is shorter than he is
shoe size 12 American don't know the conversion
doesn't know how to swim
likes hot dogs
prefers coke over pepsi
owns a bike
prefers dogs over cats
has a blue toothbrush
has a black comb

Quote:

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Originally Posted by 0maxpower0

was gunna add never seen cinncinati kid with steve mcqueen. dont matter now, i jsut finished watching it, pretty good poker flick. but still, nuthin can touch rounders.

u werent rly in mensa were u?

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yes i was. Aged 10. Had an IQ of 135 back then!

2 months ago I was 147.

What do I know about eejit.... Lets find out!

1. Hates the song Without Me by Eminem yes

2. Has broke his wrist twice no, 4 times. keep up!

3. Broke his elbow once by falling off a ladder yes

4. Broke a rib on a roller coaster cracked it, but ill give ut hat

5. Broke one of his fingers in a car accident yep

6. Broke a toe in a soccer game yes, and a wrist

7. Broke his arm once doing gymnastics yep

8. Likes the song Untouched by the Veronicas love it!

9. Has a roommate yep

10. Used to be able to play the piano a bit yep

11. Does not like people to hear him sing yep

12. Smokes cigarettes yep

13. Tried pot twice but it made him sick yep

14. Loves NDN yep

15. Once had a friend accidentally pour boiling water on his arm and hand and had to go tho the hospital. yep

16. Is arrogant Meh, dont meant to be. Possibly

17. Is the #1 hottest male on NDN lol, voted! Yup

18. Plays poker very well Very well compared to who tho. And ok.

19. Likes the Atlanta Falcons yep

20. Owns an Atlanta Falcons jersey yep! tyvm

21. Can not purchase Oreo cookies in where he lives NO! I can buy normal ones. Double stuff only in US:( (normal ones are expensive as hell here)

22. Can make free international telephone calls yep

23. Doesn't have a whole lot of patients Patience? I do, dpeending what for

24. Has no tolerance for idiocy thats true.

25. Is a good editor yep

25. Does not own a car yep

26. Is incredibly intelligent yep

27. Favorite color is blue yep

28. Best friends are Will and Holly yep

29. Mother lives in Whales Rofl, WALES. And yep

30. Was not fond of Princess Diana yep. She was nice, but ****ty

31. Has a half brother and half sister I think true, but i also have another half brother

32. Would like to be in a good relationship yes

33. Used to work for a taxi service yes

34. Was arrested for stealing food from a store once yes

35. Owns a pair of handcuffs yes, lost em last week tho

36. Needs to have dental work done yes. bastards. Wisdom teeth suc

37. Is my friend yes

38. Keeps incredibly strange hrs mainly due to job and the time difference of US yes

39. Would like to go skydiving yes

40. Is fond of Glo Bug always!

41. Was inquiring about army stuff last wk yes

42. Had women wanting him to grab their breast a couple of wks ago at work yes, but they made me! I didnt need pursuading tho

43. Can make one hell of a Multiple Screaming Orgasm amongst many other drinks indeed!

44. Likes attention yes

45. Is good at trivia yes

46. Makes me laugh a lot hopfully

47. Is good at keeping secrets (hopefully) lol yes

48. Likes milkshakes for breakfast or whatever meal it is when he gets up yep, milkshakes!

49. Is about 6'2" tall spot on

50. Would like to come to the USA yes

51. Worked in Greece and loved it there yes

51. Loved the movie Transformers II yes

52. Likes puppies better than kitties yes

53. Does not like seafood yes

54. Likes to find good YouTube links yes

55. Is the same age as my oldest daughter yes, but you dont get a point as thats 2 easy

56. Loves math and is good at it yes

57. Can say alot with few words yes

58. Is a pretty honest person yes

59. Likes his job now better than his last one yes

60. Is my favorite male NDNer next to NDN. yes

54 points!

New Leader

wow can i play? yes

has two brothers yes
has one sister yes
lets cats lick his toes No! unless they have to
make funny noises when he walks to bathroom in the morning lol, do i? grunting probably.
has a mole on his upper left arm no, freckles tho 6 of em!
his first toe is longer then his big toe yes, same4 everyone tho
wears his watch on his left wrist Nope
parts his hair on the left Dont part it, no
loves women in high heels Hmm, yeah
can't dance but likes to watch can a bit, i like to watch? perv
owns 2 johnny cash CDS None, got some on laptop
likes to squish jello through his teeth when eating it Nope
twirls spaghetti up using a fork and a spoon no, just fork
likes chocolate ice cream yep
signature drink is a killer martini No
wears 2 rings no
has a tattoo of a knife no
prefers tank t shirts over short sleeve but loves long sleeved ones no
has more girl friends then guy friends right now, yes
his first girl friend was in the third grade whats that over here? I was 12/13 i think.
has never been in a fight kinda.
his smile goes up more on one side no
sleeps on his back I dont know, i move
drinks a full glass of water before going to bed no
his biggest tip ever made...100 pounds no, £194 pounds
prefers star wars over star trek who doesnt!
most of his pants are black yes, for work
most of his shirts are white no.
has never had a pedicure yes
he likes eggs scrambled yes
his roommate is shorter than he is yep
shoe size 12 American don't know the conversion size 11 here, think its the same
doesn't know how to swim no
likes hot dogs no
prefers coke over pepsi no
owns a bike no
prefers dogs over cats no
has a blue toothbrush no
has a black comb yes



Sue - you suck!

Ok, have thought about it and am changing a rule or two.

When your replying to those threads, as i have just done, ive figured if you get 20 replied youll start getting loads of chips for a lot of spam. So.....

From now on (ill happily give back the 400 ive got) -

When its your turn to answer, work out their score from their post, then post their score, and copy and paste and answers which were wrong. So leave out all the correct ones!

This way it wont all get decudted by NDN and save us alot of time.



Thanks!

I will autotune your life as soon as you get rid of the troll doll.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by eejit101

yes i was. Aged 10. Had an IQ of 135 back then!

2 months ago I was 147.

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WOW, why so smart EEj?? I ve always wanted to get tested, but i dont want to find out that im a moron, so i just dont, lol. I wish you were going by percentages, because then I WOULD BE LEADER. DOH

I am bumping this thread because I think I won. So have we decided not to play this or what?