Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 !!!

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..
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That joke gives married men a bad rep.
I don't use condoms.

Cos your trying to give an entire mountain range herpes?

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Originally Posted by eejit101

Cos your trying to give an entire mountain range herpes?

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Everyone in the mountains has herpes, but no here has outbreaks because
they live stress free. Herpes is triggered by stress, the rest of the time it
stays dorment in your lower spine forever.
It wouldn't surprise me if they find that everyone is born with it.

well i havnet used one in years. we use the IUD. its great.

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Originally Posted by freeringo

Everyone in the mountains has herpes, but no here has outbreaks because
they live stress free. Herpes is triggered by stress, the rest of the time it
stays dorment in your lower spine forever.
It wouldn't surprise me if they find that everyone is born with it.

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where the hell you find that out.... Im stressed 24/7... do i have herpes, oh crap... IUD, the hell is that, im sure some form of contraceptive, im interested to know. Good joke though. If i were a condom company, i would just sell one bingers with nothing in em, that way you can just say, yea baby i put it on, then show her the empty wrapper, then youre in. Also, condoms make my penis unhappy, anyone else. I say get tested get the pill and swing for the fences.

That's quite funny. I like the married men. Although me and my husband don't use condoms so not true for him. lmfao. You guys wanted to know that huh?

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Originally Posted by KaciBlakely

That's quite funny. I like the married men. Although me and my husband don't use condoms so not true for him. lmfao. You guys wanted to know that huh?

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Well it was pretty obvious to me that you don't, given that you're pregnant right now lmao.

In other news, non-latex ones are so friggin expensive! Argh!

LMFAO. That is true. But it could be that the condom broke? Isn't that the excuse little teens use. lol