Eej's Survey! (Yeah!)

Ok, bear with me. I havent slept all night and am slightly hallucinating thru the heat and tiredness....

So...........

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.
2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!)
3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?
4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.
5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)
6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.
7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be?
8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN?
9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)
10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned)
11 - Can you swim?
12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold?
13 - Do you like Chinese food?
14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view?
15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.

NDN, as id just think itd be an awesome day.

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) 13

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? Megan Fox

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. My sense of humour

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki) Heiro's power of "time and space"

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you. 8c 10c

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? Megan Fox, Shia LeBeouf, Matt Bellamy

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? No

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male) Absolutely!

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) Im a classisist, so Fu*k

11 - Can you swim? Yes

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? NVQ level 1/2 Bar management, BIIAB level 1 responsible retail of alcohol, ****tail masterclass, Guiness course, First Aid, 2 x World Records.


13 - Do you like Chinese food? Yes

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? Yes

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? 99.86

i now know why you can implement your 5th admendment rights not to incriminent your self !!!

Those rules do not apply here.

Now answer bit*h!!!

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.
Navuta, cause he has a back up band
2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!)
I can only remember 1 my wife
3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?
My wife
4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.
My wife
5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)
Mika's power to control electronics
6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.
!0 - 2 cause no one ever expects it
7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be?
Johnathan Winters, Mark Twain and my great great great cousin Henry Wadworth Longfellow.
8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN?
Yes and I concluded that it is impossible.
1. I have your phone # from England and 2. I recieved deck of cards from
Duluth MN. 3. Your not pretty enough to be NDN
9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)
Yes, how else would I get a date, if I don't leave the house
10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) F N A
11 - Can you swim? For how long? maybe 20 min.
12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold?
Pool Technician license and Security Guard Card and a jr firemans badge
13 - Do you like Chinese food?Yumm Mongolian beef and brocolli
14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? An orgasim is an orgasim
15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?
69

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why? Probably NDN, that way I'd get to learn more about him! Otherwise freeringo or Lori if NDN wouldn't let me spend it with him. Of course if eejit took me on a tour around England I'd go there lol.
2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) Two- one guy and one girl.
3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? Klink! John Lennon too, but he's dead so yeah.
4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. thing? Beatles music.
5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki) I can't choose between flying and indestructible. Can I have both and be a super-Progenitus?
6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you? Well I always love giving people crap about being careful with AK, but one of my favorite hands is QQ. Also 56, as it could be anything!
7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? John Lennon, Jesus, and George Carlin. That dinner party would be EPIC.
8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? No, never.
9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male) Hell yeah I'd go on a date with Lori!
10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) f*ck probably lol
11 - Can you swim? Yes I can!
12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? Erm...none I don't think.
13 - Do you like Chinese food? Yeah, orange chicken baby!
14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? Yes but can I still have several orgasms?
15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? 3.14159

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.
NDN. he seem slike a cool person to talk to.

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) wow i was a manwhore in highschool and the few years after. i am going to say 20 to be safe.

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?
Tori Wilson- she is so hot and would man handle me in the bed.

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.
my family

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)
Isaac Mendez

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.
4 7 suited

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? the President Obama, Tori Wilson, and Tom Hanks

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN?
careless if you are or not. some people do have spilt personilltys

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male). sure i guess why not. cant hurt can it

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) son of a bi*ch

11 - Can you swim?
yeah

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold?
have many gun qualifications, cpr qualifications, and several more but who cares.

13 - Do you like Chinese food?
if its cooked right. some of the places around here suck
14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? hell yeah i would love to tell the guy to get off me so i can play with my toys.

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?
98.6

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.

Ringo, because he is vert modest and grown up

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) 32


3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?
My girlfriend... her name is Ana.

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.
Myself.. I could not live witout myself!

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)
I would have the power of X-ray vision..

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.
AA

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? Bob Marley - John Lennon - Jesus Crist


8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? No...

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male). No way man.. u are too ugly.

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) Bastard


11 - Can you swim? Yes...


12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? PHD on poker and graduation on Phylosophy


13 - Do you like Chinese food?
Somehow

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? Only if it was with myself!



15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?
99.9

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.
gotta be eej, like the same movies, and i bartend, so... i think itd make sense.

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!)
3... i need to get more *****

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?
mila kunis

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.
Selflessness
5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)
.... fly??
6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.
56 suited

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be?
Bruce Lee, Ghandi, mohammed ali

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN?
what?? no ur eej and ndn is ndn... am i missing something.. do i not know something???!?

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)
um, yes.
10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned)
c*nt
11 - Can you swim?
sure
12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold?
nutin... oh, a vip card to get into the poker room i leave near.

13 - Do you like Chinese food?
who doesnt like chinese food?? tibetans maybe??

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view?
nope, lol. not sure if i want something thrusted in and out of me lol. ladies seem to love it though.

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?
you get an A *thumbs up

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.

Eejit of coarse because I think it would be a fun time. Or Tay another fun day.

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) in person 7, by myself 2

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? Jason Gedrick is pretty hot "wisegal"

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. right now air conditioning

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki) Heiro's power of "time and space"

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you. I don't have a favorite

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? Shania Twain, NDN, Eejit

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? Yes, for a second

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male) Yep

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) Fk it

11 - Can you swim? Yes

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? Ambulance endorsement on CDL, EMT Cert, BLS, ALS, I have certs. for teaching Adult, Child, Infant CPR, ley.... Adult, Child, Infant CPR, pro...Adult, Child, Infant First Aid, ley...Adult, Child, Infant, First Aid Pro...Adult, Child, Infant, AED, ley....Adult, Child, Infant, AED, Pro.... Certified Blood Borne Pathogens, Basic Safety Firearm Cert.

13 - Do you like Chinese food? Yes

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? Yes

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? 95.00

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1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.

Eejit of coarse because I think it would be a fun time. Or Tay another fun day.

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) in person 7, by myself 2

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? Jason Gedrick is pretty hot "wisegal"

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. right now air conditioning

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki) Heiro's power of "time and space"

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you. I don't have a favorite

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? Shania Twain, NDN, Eejit

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? Yes, for a second

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male) Yep

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) Fk it

11 - Can you swim? Yes

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? Ambulance endorsement on CDL, EMT Cert, BLS, ALS, I have certs. for teaching Adult, Child, Infant CPR, ley.... Adult, Child, Infant CPR, pro...Adult, Child, Infant First Aid, ley...Adult, Child, Infant, First Aid Pro...Adult, Child, Infant, AED, ley....Adult, Child, Infant, AED, Pro.... Certified Blood Borne Pathogens, Basic Safety Firearm Cert.

13 - Do you like Chinese food? Yes

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? Yes

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? 95.00

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Clarify your answer to number 2? I'm a bit confused how that works! Curious too.

I think it is pretty self explained. Haven't you ever been with somebody, all by yourself?

I get it! NCN! No Clarification Needed

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why. Timberdogs cause I played the most with him and it seems like we could shoot the **** well.
2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) Hmmm......Well alot before I got married, fingers and toes plus my ribs is my guess.
3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? Cameron Diaz?????
4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. My Grandaughter.
5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki) Yours Eejit!!!!!
6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you. 3 6 os thats easy.
7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? NDN, Kitty, Timberdogs, Eejit,Usc, Neverwin, maddona,........
8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? no
9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male) no
10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned)other pucker
11 - Can you swim? lol yes
12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? none
13 - Do you like Chinese food? no
14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? no
15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? 29
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Lilred, your boring

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.

Would have to be NDN in Duluth, MN, where we would force him to the local bar for drinks!

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) 8 is a beautiful #

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? my hubby

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. My Life!


5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)

Heiros power of time and space

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.

8-9 suited

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be?

My NDN family, Kid Rock and Hank Williams Jr.

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? Once, a long time ago

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)

Hell yea!!!

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned)

F uk

11 - Can you swim? Yes

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? none

13 - Do you like Chinese food? only chicken fried rice and orange chicken

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view?

Hell Yea!!!

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? 100% for effort

100% for effort.... i got that from another woman once... she couldnt walk properly for a week

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Originally Posted by eejit101

100% for effort.... i got that from another woman once... she couldnt walk properly for a week

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How does a woman walk un properly?
Video please.

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why.
= Eejit101 because he makes me laugh :)
2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!)
= 4
3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?
= Brad Pitt - Super Hot
4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.
= Love
5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)
= Adam Monroe because I like helping people.
6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.
= AA
7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be?
= Eejit, Kennedy, and my daddy
8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN?
= No lol are you?
9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)
= Yes, I told you!! :)
10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned)
= Dam*it
11 - Can you swim?
= Yep!
12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold?
= Lifeguard
13 - Do you like Chinese food?
= I don't think I've had real Chinese food.
14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view?
= I like that question. Yes
15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?
= 90

Any time sassy, any time

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t" (chatting, playing poker, whatever) who would it be and why. well i would say eejit because i have grown fond of him. he could help me out in poker and i owe him a BBQ.

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!) well i would say around 15 girls to women. this all happened b4 my wife so its been awhile since i have had another women not that i want one.

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world? Megan Fox nuff said

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world. my kids and wife

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki) i would be the invisible man so i can go places where no man has gone b4. lol

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you. J10 spades.

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be? George washington, kurt cobain, and michael jackson

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN? nah, but there are people who probably have.

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)i would go out with lori, she seems very nice and homey.

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned) mother f*ucker

11 - Can you swim? yes

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold? certified california electrician, forklift operator, cpr and and warren karp bounty.
13 - Do you like Chinese food? for sure had it the other night. yummm.

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view? yes. i think we all would want to. i tell my wife this all the time.

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey? i would say a 80

1 - If you could spend a day with anyone on NDN "shooting the sh!t"

knowledge, we have both been through some serious things, and could def shoot the hell out of that sh*t!

2 - In your life, how many people have you had sex with (if youve lost count, guess. This question must be answered!)

Was 1 up until a month ago so now it is 2

3 - Who is the hottest member of the opposite sex in the world?

Hmmm, Alexander Skarsgard as a vamp, yum!

4 - What is your favourite thing in the whole world.

All of God's creation's!

5 - If you could have one superpower from the show Heroes, whose would you have (You cannot pick Sylar or Peter) (for info on the powers use wiki)


I do not watch this show, and do not use Wiki, lmao, so nuff said!

6 - Whats your favourite hold'em starting hand. And i mean favourite to you.

J 10 clubs

7 - If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would it be?

Jesus Christ, Albert Einstein, and Beethoven

8 - Have you ever thought that I am really NDN?

Negatory

9 - If single, would you go on a date with either me (if your female), or Lori (if your male)

date? Hmmm, depends really. Like where? lmao Don't want to be stuck on a train listening to you talk about everything for hours or something you know, lmao

10 - What is your favourite swear word (Please put a * for one letter so i dont get banned)

Fu*ktard

11 - Can you swim?

Yes, love to swim. Am going campimg on the 3rd, can't wait to do some swimming in the lake!

12 - What extra-curricular licenses/badges/qualifications do you hold?

I know CPR, I am qualified to work with large amounts of money, I have a typing certificate, I have a High School Diploma, I have a mommy degree, ummm oh and a fishing license!

13 - Do you like Chinese food?

Very much, but I like to make my own. Had a few bad experiences at Chinese Restaurants.

14 - If you could, would you want to experience sex from the other genders point of view?

Hmmmm, possibly.

15 - On a scale of 1-100, how good was this made up survey?

LMAO, 1-100 huh, haha yep you def wrote this, umm 75

hmm Eejit eat dodoo and cry a river,I am far from boring,most folks are not honest answering surveys.I rushed my answers , and would never be truthful to you cause you are mean,rude aragonant other than that tho your ok.Would you like me to edit mine?

lmao red, haha. oh sheet

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Originally Posted by Lilred36

hmm Eejit eat dodoo and cry a river,I am far from boring,most folks are not honest answering surveys.I rushed my answers , and would never be truthful to you cause you are mean,rude aragonant other than that tho your ok.Would you like me to edit mine?

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You must hail from the wolf clan.