Not so serious survey

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
I scream like a little girl for 3 minutes after each one.

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
I eat everything off the floor except for what Bandit beats me to

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
Bears, mountain lions and myself

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
"Are you sure you don't want to try on a 1 piece bathing suit, Honey?"

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
NDN's Misery story

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? I would for sure

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Sarah Palin, yumm yumm moose chili, after we could talk in tongues and ride snow machines.

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
I think the Earth will probally be shaking before the end, so I will be hiding in a cave that week, when the shaking starts. The password is: NDN

9. What is your favorite toy?
My metal detector

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
NDNman

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Originally Posted by freeringo

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
I scream like a little girl for 3 minutes after each one.

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
I eat everything off the floor except for what Bandit beats me to

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
Bears, mountain lions and myself

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
"Are you sure you don't want to try on a 1 piece bathing suit, Honey?"

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
NDN's Misery story

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? I would for sure

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Sarah Palin, yumm yumm moose chili, after we could talk in tongues and ride snow machines.

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
I think the Earth will probally be shaking before the end, so I will be hiding in a cave that week, when the shaking starts. The password is: NDN

9. What is your favorite toy?
My metal detector

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
NDNman

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1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
Lol. Not in real life but i do spew the chatbox sometimes.

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
Yep, as long as you blow it first. As blowing it gets rid of ALL the germs....obviously

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
Myself, Old Ladies, Penguins

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
"You are a complete ****"

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
So many things. Cant name them. Half of NDN's comments tho.

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? Id expel all my bodily fluids over the side.

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Jennifer Love Hewitt

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
Ill probably flirt with more women than normal, to get myself fuelled for the day off.

9. What is your favorite toy?
Myself

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?

SckAft1NDN

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
Who hasn't. I once calle da girl a c*nt and got slapped, i took my money and left the game without finishing. threw my chips in her face...

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
definately not. ever since i saw some history channel thing on how dirty floors are... nah man, i dont need ecoli or nothing like that.

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
anything that'll get you thrown into a jail cell.

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
this is the best!! teller at the bank was classic clueless dumb broad talks to much, as the guy in front of me is suffering her barrage of bs, im thinking of all the things id say to her if i were that guy. Comes up to me, she asks me "how about we open a checking account today." i reply instantly "how about you just cash the check". She goes, ok a simple no wouldve been allright, and all the tellers are lookin at me like im a monster. one of the best moments of my life.

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
this kid messed his pants at a party, both ways, some of the girls stripped him down to his scivys and threw him in the shower. funniest thing ever

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? of course, no pennies though, mty spit wont kill anyone... unless they alreadyhave aids...

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Mohamed Ali

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
Ill be the madman running around like mad max. Ill have a rockin sooped up car with machine guns... ill spare some.

9. What is your favorite toy?
laptop

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
NoDonkeyNonsense :-)
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I like that one alot

woof

Survey is up and waiting

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
oh yes i think everyone has. dont know about screaming like a girl but ive screamed.lol

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
hell yeah i believe if it didnt fall in mud and dirt its all game.

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
police, my wanka, and gang members

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
i dont know ive made a few of them.

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
my kids.

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? yeah and i would make sure it was a healthy greeny one.

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
dumb a s s bush. i would like to ask him what was he thinking when he tried to leave the the reporters room and china and hit the door and couldnt open it. lol

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal? i dont know. i might be right next to ringo.


9. What is your favorite toy?
mine would have to be my golf clubs.

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?

hmmmm i would say NeverDonkNever.

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
yes, then I cussed up a storm

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
5 second rule...yes

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
myself, my toys, and my husband

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
What's that thing on your face? "My birthmark"

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
all the NDN drama

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? no

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Tony

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
I'll live as normal

9. What is your favorite toy?
My computer

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
NDN'sPokerkitty

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
a couple of times i think, now it doesn't surprise me..... they're SOOOO often

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
i think so?

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
a man, bears and wolves

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
not sure, i'd have to ask him what the RUDEST was and get back to you

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
eejit's cat story

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side?
nope

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Teemu Selanne (cutest guy in the world)

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
i wont start Christmas shopping till December 22, 2012

9. What is your favorite toy?
My truck i just bought

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
twenty47NDN

1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
yeah we all have. i just ry my best to get over it after a few mins. and a cig

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
yeah if the floor is clean. there are people in other country's dying for that food i just dropped

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
myself, guns, and money

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
this girl i knew...i asked her when the baby was due? come to find out she just packed on an extra 40lbs

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
anything that was said when i was about 17 and smoking pot

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? i doubt it. thats just rude. i mean the wind would probly carry it into another building before it hit but who knows

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
president obama....seems like a down to earth guy and i will talk to him and tell to make online poker legal

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
nah i could careless. if its my time to go then its my time to go. why live your life in fear

9. What is your favorite toy?
my xbox 360

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
NDNftw
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1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
That's what cigarettes were invented for, right?

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
Yep. God made dirt. Didn't we learn that when were kids?

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
Myself, my husband's penis, and my cell phone.

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
I don't know.

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
An American Idol spoof we filmed and put on youtube. Hilarious.

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? No. But if I did, the wind would catch it, so it would not actually land on anything. But still, probably no.

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Prince Harry.

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
Nope. Live life to the fullest.

9. What is your favorite toy?
My Iphone I guess.

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be?
KaciNDNBlakely.


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1. Have you ever thrown a tantrum after a bad poker beat?
I have broken several things,almost bones in my hand once.

2. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and still ate it?
Yes, a "lil"dirt is good.

3. List 3 things you don't play with in public?
Myself, my wife, my harmonica.

4. The rudest comment you ever made to someone?
"what is that? looks like a penis only smaller"

5. The funniest thing that made you rofl?
that someones penis

6. If you stood on top of the empire state building, would you spit over the side? a real big lugie

7. If you could have dinner with anyone alive, who would it be?
Bill Clinton,can you imagine the ?s. Uh Mr. Clinton weren't you a "lil" scared in that closet.

8. The Mayan calander has the world ending Dec 21, 2012, are you going to be a bit nervous on Dec 20th and what will you do differently than normal?
I think there is another one to, umm I will probally party like a rockstar on the 20th just in case.

9. What is your favorite toy?
My golf clubs.

10. If you had to use the letters NDN in your poker name, what would it be? "LILREDNDNKING"
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