how to die with class

a while back {western days} a man was hungry so he stole a cow to eat and was caught. with no leeway in the justice system then he was sentenced to die but the people who found him guilty said that because he was hungry it made a small difference so they gave him the option of where and how he would die..... the man thought awhile then reached in his pocket and pulled out an acorn and said plant this in my back yard and i'll hang from the fourth limb up course as soon as gits high enough

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Originally Posted by sloeddie

a while back {western days} a man was hungry so he stole a cow to eat and was caught. with no leeway in the justice system then he was sentenced to die but the people who found him guilty said that because he was hungry it made a small difference so they gave him the option of where and how he would die..... the man thought awhile then reached in his pocket and pulled out an acorn and said plant this in my back yard and i'll hang from the fourth limb up course as soon as gits high enough

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lol thats a good one. he would die b4 he could even hang himself. thats the way to go out. could u imagine having that option to do that. it would be great. i would use a redwood seed because that would take years. my kids wouldnt even be able to hang themselves. lol