Start your day with a Blond!

I haven't seen any blond jokes on here for a while and I heard a couple the other day I thought I would share.

There was a blond walking down the sidewalk looking for a way across the street. She yelled to a group of people and said, "how do you get on the other side of the street?" Another blond in the group yells back to her, "You are on the other side of the street!"

A blond is cooking dinner and starts her kitchen on fire. She calls 911 and tells them her house is on fire. The dispatcher asks her, "How do we get there?" The blond replies, "Duhhh! In the big red truuuck!"

I always start my day with a Blonde, as long as they havent wriggled free in the night i normally succeed

I had my way with a brunette today.

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Originally Posted by eejit101

I always start my day with a Blonde, as long as they havent wriggled free in the night i normally succeed

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O--M---G! Would you make up your mind already..... just last night you want to marry me and today you say that you start your days with a blond???? Go figure that... cause my hair is just about as dark brown as it can get eejit.

Have you heard about the blond that went gambling for the first time? She goes in the casino and looks around for a bit then she walks into the lobby, she decides to put some money in the soda machine and pull out the soda. She looks around with a smirk on her face and buys another soda and does this again and again and again. meanwhile people are beginning to look at her strangely when she say's to them ..... "DAH I'M WINNING!"

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Originally Posted by terbo71

I haven't seen any blond jokes on here for a while and I heard a couple the other day I thought I would share.

There was a blond walking down the sidewalk looking for a way across the street. She yelled to a group of people and said, "how do you get on the other side of the street?" Another blond in the group yells back to her, "You are on the other side of the street!"

A blond is cooking dinner and starts her kitchen on fire. She calls 911 and tells them her house is on fire. The dispatcher asks her, "How do we get there?" The blond replies, "Duhhh! In the big red truuuck!"

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Bwahaha I love the first one. Thanks for sharing, terbo71!

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Originally Posted by freeringo

I had my way with a brunette today.

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I had my way with a brunette last night AND today.

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Originally Posted by BnLM5

O--M---G! Would you make up your mind already..... just last night you want to marry me and today you say that you start your days with a blond???? Go figure that... cause my hair is just about as dark brown as it can get eejit.

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Well if he marries you he'd at least be ending his day with a brunette? Or maybe he was just planning on dying your hair blond and didn't tell you.

For the record, blondes do next to nothing for me. I much prefer brunettes or even redheads :shock: But I can definitely appreciate a good blond joke!

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Originally Posted by terbo71

I haven't seen any blond jokes on here for a while and I heard a couple the other day I thought I would share.

There was a blond walking down the sidewalk looking for a way across the street. She yelled to a group of people and said, "how do you get on the other side of the street?" Another blond in the group yells back to her, "You are on the other side of the street!"

A blond is cooking dinner and starts her kitchen on fire. She calls 911 and tells them her house is on fire. The dispatcher asks her, "How do we get there?" The blond replies, "Duhhh! In the big red truuuck!"

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HAHAHA... What a joke!..
I liked to first one... very phylosphical.
Hey... Post more about blond jokes... it is very productive for our poker skills.
Will help me distract on hard time games..

what stops and goes and stops and goes?




a blond at a blinking red light