Pedros Chicken

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05-22-2009, 10:00 PM
freeringo

Pedros Chicken

A dark skinned man named Pedro was carrying his belongings in a
knapsack. The contents were a loaf of bread, a bottle of
wine and a chicken. Standing at a busy intersection,
Pedro suddenly darts into traffic. With screeching tires and honking horns,
he clutches his knapsack and his chicken and leaps into the air.
Everything is in slow motion as he lands one foot on top of a car hood
and leaps again. His foot slips, Pedros trajectory changes, he is now going to land on his head. Still in slow motion, the wine bottle is now tumbling
in the air above Pedros head. His chicken, looking lifeless, manages a gasp of air as Pedros grip tightens.

Why did Pedro want to cross the road?
05-22-2009, 10:05 PM
freeringo

Simple

Answer that simple question and I will finish my story.
Good night
05-22-2009, 11:43 PM
PANAMHIEST

ah chit that is agood one, i would google a possible answer but after googling ever kind way possible to find out what eejits mystery song, im all googled out. A far fetched guess is it has something to do with the chicken
05-23-2009, 09:32 AM
freeringo

Google what?

I made the story up.
05-23-2009, 02:04 PM
freeringo

It does have sometihing to do with the chicken
05-23-2009, 02:34 PM
knowledge

Cause he only had 1 leg!
05-25-2009, 07:56 AM
freeringo

me thinking

Quote:

Originally Posted by knowledge

Cause he only had 1 leg!

This answer is way better than my answer
So we will go with this one.

1 leg hmmmm, pedro or his chicken?
05-25-2009, 08:14 AM
freeringo

Pedro's Chicken Part 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeringo

A dark skinned man named Pedro was carrying his belongings in a
knapsack. The contents were a loaf of bread, a bottle of
wine and a chicken. Standing at a busy intersection,
Pedro suddenly darts into traffic. With screeching tires and honking horns,
he clutches his knapsack and his chicken and leaps into the air.
Everything is in slow motion as he lands one foot on top of a car hood
and leaps again. His foot slips, Pedros trajectory changes, he is now going to land on his head. Still in slow motion, the wine bottle is now tumbling
in the air above Pedros head. His chicken, looking lifeless, manages a gasp of air as Pedros grip tightens.

Why did Pedro want to cross the road?

Pedro's body instinctively curls into a ball, pulling his chicken to safety.
He lands on his shoulder, rolls twice and ends up on the sidewalk.
He hops to his feet, chicken in hand and says, "Wow, that was" CLUNK.
The wine bottle hits Pedro in the head. He staggers back and forth until,
HONK SCREECH CRASH
Pedro is struck by a truck.
As he clings to life and his chicken, Pedro exhales his last breath and says,
"freeeeee.........". His grip released and the chicken quickly scampers
away.

Moral of the story is:
The chicken always finds a way to get to the other side of the road.
05-25-2009, 09:42 AM
taylovesthebeatles

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeringo

Pedro's body instinctively curls into a ball, pulling his chicken to safety.
He lands on his shoulder, rolls twice and ends up on the sidewalk.
He hops to his feet, chicken in hand and says, "Wow, that was" CLUNK.
The wine bottle hits Pedro in the head. He staggers back and forth until,
HONK SCREECH CRASH
Pedro is struck by a truck.
As he clings to life and his chicken, Pedro exhales his last breath and says,
"freeeeee.........". His grip released and the chicken quickly scampers
away.

Moral of the story is:
The chicken always finds a way to get to the other side of the road.

I thought the moral would be that the chicken was named Ringo.
05-25-2009, 09:48 AM
freeringo

cluck

We can do that story next
05-25-2009, 01:46 PM
kingsnthahole

the real answer as to why he wanted to cross the road was because he saw a bike he could steal lying on the sidewalk and naturally because he's dark skinned, stealing bikes is programmed in his genetics and he wanted to take the bike...it's as simple as that
05-25-2009, 01:59 PM
nodepositneeded

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingsnthahole

the real answer as to why he wanted to cross the road was because he saw a bike he could steal lying on the sidewalk and naturally because he's dark skinned, stealing bikes is programmed in his genetics and he wanted to take the bike...it's as simple as that

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