Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Changes...

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. A bright light approaches her and as she the light gets brighter, she sees God and wonders if, "This is it..."

God, omnipotent as he is, reads her minde and definitely says:

"No. This is not it." He goes on to explain that she has another 30 to 40 years to live.

The bright light fades away and the woman begins to awake. After her complete recovery, the woman decides to stay in the hospital and get a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in to change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 to 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

After the last operation, she walks out of the hospital and right in the parking lot, she's killed by an ambulance speeding up to the emergency room!

She approaches the white light again and finally arrives before God. Sheasks, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" To which God replied:

"Sally? Is that you? Oh, dear. Sorry, I didn't recognize you."