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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law, "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

haha damm freeloading son in laws haha dallas u a funny guy love the daily jokes you post man keep it up lolol

My dad has a freeloading son-in-law. If I count my husband, lol.

No seriously jk, I love him, but he'll freeload whenever he can. But he's in the military so there really is no need to.

Just married a lazy bum I guess. lol.