Police Pick Up

One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge's house, and grandpa Stanley gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn't find his way home.

"Oh Stanley", said grandma Marge. "You've been going to that park for over thirty years! How could you get lost?"

Leaning close to his wife, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa Stanley whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

I literally had to read this over 10 times to myself because I was watching Southland on tv, in the background at least and wasn't paying attention to both as good as I thought I was.

But now I can appreciate and lol.

I would seriously think about doing that if I was old and tired too.

lol.