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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
ummm not funny. well at least i dont think so
haha its funny for me bc growing up and having 12 years of catholic schooling, i am now an agnostic, too many rules, but this i thought was hilarious...
kingsinthahole, I'm glad you at least thought it was funny. Klinkman and I both laughed at it, so I thought it was worth posting. I hope others enjoy it too!
LMAO! May be a bit offensive to some, but I"m still laughing. Very good for a bad day. Thanx